Well, Dr Mrs The Monarch, for one.

Maybe they'll change his name to Steve but people will constantly be saying, "That Steve, he's a real low-key kinda guy."

No, Circuit City was a real place.

I worked at a Circuit City once many years ago and quit after 3 weeks. It was one of the worst jobs I've ever had. The job I chose over it - cleaning cars at Hertz at an airport, because I'd be outside and it paid $3/hour more. And I found lots of CDs left behind in the cars so the fringe benefits were comparable.

Well played.

I hope Arnold keeps calling John Lovitz Snooki and vice-versa.

This is right up my alley, I really want to play it. It actually seems like the type of game that would be great with the Oculus Rift since so much of it apparently involves looking at your surroundings for clues and new puzzles. I would probably get lost for hours, obsessively trying to solve every single puzzle.

Clive Owen does seem like a bit of a tool.

I did mine this weekend too - for the past 3 years my job has been paying for my master's degree so all of that money counted as untaxed income and has been fucking me over at tax time, but 2015 was the first year that didn't happen, so I got a yuuuuge refund that's going towards hardwood floors in my condo so I can…

Fuck not getting the amazing job I applied for a few weeks ago and having my review at my current job be this Friday. I hate performance reviews.

Hancock, but with a better ending?

Bears. Beets. Benghazi.

Maybe they can fight each other in claymation form when Celebrity Deathmatch comes back.

Yeah, that was the main reason I didn't like it. The wife just says, "it's fine, I just need a minute to process this. Ok, now go kill some baddies!"

I don't have any interest in Bloodborne, but the names of the creatures and areas in the game delight me.

GOPerator Fioriosa?

They are! Portland is just lousy with great breweries. Liquid Riot is a distillery as well but I haven't tried any of their harder stuff, even though I walk by them on my way home from work.

Mine was pretty good. Snowmageddon didn't make it up to Maine so other than Saturday being pretty cold it was a fairly nice weekend. Friday we watched The Prestige, which I really enjoy for it's puzzle-box structure and general twists, even though I had forgotten just how dour it is, my lady liked it though and it's…

if I were a parent to one of those children I would be FURIOUS.

Congrats on pretty much winning life right now!