I think every movie with Gerard Butler should apologize for casting him, so this is a nice start.

I'll be dabbling in some more Borderlands 2 - I decided to start a run with the assassin character because near the end of the game with my Siren I came across a legendary assassin class mod that grants +5 to 5 different skills, so I'll probably feel unstoppable once I level up enough to use it.

Me too. He's just SO fucking perfect in that role.

No origin story, characters are adults, and Stephen Colbert plays Reed Richards.

It is better with the colon, I'll agree to that. With the right delivery it could even sound like an old-school adventure serial, but I have a sneaking suspicion the movie won't pull off that tone…

That is the dumbest fucking movie title since……Star Trek Into Darkness.

Just do what I do and don't be able to afford a next-gen system.

Hans…..are we the baddies?

It's a prequel to Black Snake Moan.

I'm super psyched about Felicia Day being included, but I kind of feel like they should have new robots if they're changing voice actors and aren't going to try to make them sound the same.

Yeah, I'm hoping the cat actually is sick (with something treatable of course) and not that he's just decided he doesn't want to live with a dog anymore. My gf has had the cat since he was a kitten, through multiple cities, apartments, relationships, life events, etc and we don't want to give either pet up, but we…

The dog turned 1 a few weeks ago, the cat is about 6. We've had the dog since January 6th, we introduced them very slowly and for the past 4-5 months they've been totally fine, the cat would let the dog get right up and sniff him, they'd lay on the couch 1-2 feet away from each other, etc. About a month ago the cat…

I hear web development is a thing. Parlez-vous jQuery?

I love Corgis, though our dog is a black lab/australian shepherd mix, though he looks a lot more like the aussie. We met an italian geryhound named flea at the park and they were perfectly matched, the greyhound was much faster than my dog but mine could corner a lot better so they chased each other around for a…

The Good: Played a lot of Borderlands 2 and Super Mario World (I'm getting Mario Maker on Friday!!!) and watched a lot of Mr Show and the Herucles movie with The Rock from last year, it lived up to it's reputation of being surprisingly entertaining and clever, until the really trite and underwhelming third act.

It's a comfort thing.

My dog is the cutest god-damn dog I've ever known. I wish he were at work with me right now.

Paul F Tompkins is only…..the best.

I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

What thing do you throw?