I mostly pray for upvotes, so far I'm still agnostic.

It's a conditioned response. I recommend taking the weekend off.

That crossed my mind, though really I'd rather work for Dr Mrs The Monarch. But I'd probably inevitably fall in love with her like 21…

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Brock Samson and/or Hunter Gathers in OSI/Sphinx, because I'd learn to be a total badass or die trying. Probably die trying, but it'd be worth it.

Use the Fap

Sweeeeeeeeeet!

Maybe when you were 20 years younger.

The reach of the HBO CEO of Tits extends far further than you realize.

Dissipates quickly because the missile is actually made of corn chowder and fluff.

Good luck ladies, we're all counting on you.

More like Prima-blech!

Is it just me or does Arseface look like Ted Cruz? Or is it the other way around?

Psh, you don't know how much I make, AV Club. Maybe I'm a CEO who just likes reading snarky comments all day.

Oh man, Two Fat Cats pies are SO good! I may go buy one on the way home…

Emily Blunt as Samus Aran or GTFO.

I suggested this over on another site - Charles Dance would be awesome in the part, and I don't even think they'd have to youngerize him - Dance is 5 years older than Cushing was when Star Wars came out.

Yeah I just finished that episode - he's got some great ideas. I liked his Fantastic Four pitch and his Zodiac killer one, though his super manic energy was really off-putting.

My favorite thing relating to the first Hitman movie - when Timothy Olyphant was on the Nerdist podcast a few years ago and he said that he and his wife had just closed on a new house right before getting the news that Deadwood was cancelled. Chris Hardwick asked, "what did you do?" And Olyphant said, "I shaved my…

They use whatever is leftover when Paul Rudd finishes his ritual.