Good one.

Supposedly when they screened some new footage at comic-con they said it wouldn't air until 2016, so basically life is empty and meaningless. https://instagram.com/p/48g…

So THAT'S what Vader was talking about when he said, "the circle is now complete."

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I went to a bachelor party for one of my closest friends. It was mostly fun. 14 guys (and 1 gal, it's one of those modern weddings with a groomswoman and a bridesman) in a cabin on a lake in the middle of nowhere. Highs - hot tub, fire, kayaking, beautiful lake, ATV-ing, tasty food, tasty beer, seeing some good…

That sounds hilarious! Rent a movie!

"They always fall asleep before Albee says anything racist. That's probably for the best."

Maybe he's Luke AND Leia's son. Incest created Joffrey Baratheon, it can probably create a sith too.

You must have loved Dolly the Sheeeeeeeeeeep.

Maybe his birth name will turn out to be Luuke Skywalker, like in the Timothy Zahn books where they cloned Luke from his lost hand. He's odd-looking enough to pass for young Mark Hamil.

The only acceptable callback/catchphrase, in my opinion, is "I've got a bad feeling about this", and it better only happen once per movie. "May the force be with you" is of course ok too, but it's an actual saying in the Star Wars galaxy, so it shouldn't stand out.

I'm excited, but I'm wary that the things they're trying to keep secret are going to suffer from "he's not Kahn" syndrome and end up lacking in oomph. I really hope we don't get some shitty scene where Kylo Ren says, "No Luke, YOU are my grandfather."

Is it wireless? I had a wireless mouse that would do that when the batteries started to get a little low. I switched to wired and everything was fine.

I can't even begin to imagine where her female bits are unexpectedly located, assuming the two of you are…similar. I'm glad things went well!

If this makes it to the inevitable 8 seasons they'll have to change the title to Trillions due to inflation.

That's probably it. If Hollywood has shown us anything, it's that studio execs are sensitive to cultural issues.

Born a week and a half before Bastille Day

It's nice to know that Katie has actually been reading all those copies of my dream journal that I've been sending her.

I'm sure he's got what it takes when it's crunch time.

I read somewhere that Sue Storm doesn't even go with the team to the other dimension and just gets her powers from a residual blast or something when they return. That seems really poorly thought out and completely unnecessary.