The only thing I bought on that stupid amazon prime day was a sega 48-game collection that was marked down from $70 to $5. It has Sonic 1, 2, 3, Knuckles, Spinball, Vectorman, Altered Beast, Comix Zone, Streets of Rage 1 and 2, Gunstar Heroes, and a bunch of others. I'm excited to check it out (I haven't had time to…

My guess is Brad Pitt brought a child back from war and claimed it as his bastard son, and even though some people are convinced he's not really the father Angelina has always held it against him.

It's graded on a curve. Like……..a dome! Dun-dun-dunnnnnnn!

Yup, this is mine too. Fuck, I'm tearing up just thinking about it.

Jon Stewart dancing with his kids at the end was so goddamn adorable, and the bit from Stephen Colbert made me cry. I'm basically a huge goddamn softie and I'm going to miss this version of the show a lot.

Speaking of pets, my girlfriend is going to this next weekend: http://circuscats.com/. Sadly I will be out of town.

He's rocking out with his cock out…and it's a rock.

I'm pretty sure there's a clip in the latest Batman V Superman trailer showing the murder of Bruce Wayne's parents, in case you haven't seen that depicted this week.

We're all in this together, in our own petty, shitty ways.

Thanks! I'm glad I don't have the pressure of everyone counting on me though.

I bought my condo for about 137K two years ago, my realtor thinks she can sell it for close to 200K. I'm pretty goddamn happy about that.

If Cecil had been female and the dentist sold off her unborn cub's fetus, then it'd be the story of the decade.

I'm pretty damn clever and have an easygoing charm that tends to make people trust me, probably more than they should.

Fuck all the people on Facebook who said, "why is everyone mad about X when they should be mad about Y". In most cases X was Cecil the lion and Y was "planned parenthood is selling dead baby parts", but I saw a lot of different variations. This bugs me in general because talking about one big issue doesn't mean you…

Andy Daly as L Ron Hubbard or GTFO.

The Troy and Abed of Veroooooooona.

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I don't have much to say other than this is a really commendable move on her part and I hope it helps enact some change. I'm trying not to cynically assume that it won't amount to anything.

I'm surprised Kit Harrington wasn't in the running to play The Crow.

My puppy is 9 months old and he is the absolute best.