Sounds like this adaptation is really floundering.

"Have you cleaned out your garage recently" sounds like one of the creepiest pickup lines/euphemisms I can think of, and it's even creepier to imagine saying it to someone who is recently widowed.

I can't wait to hear what sort of dances his inner goddess does.

So what's another second-half of a scandal related word that we could use as a new scandal suffix instead of "gate"? I'm voting for -ghazi. Gamerghazi, Saladghazi, etc.

"That is a one million dollar idea." - Loman the Salesmanian.

I'd vote for pretty much every late-90's third-wave ska album I listened to obsessively in high school.

I did NOT get an Elizabethtown notification for this, because I never wanted to be reminded of that movie's existence again.

I just always assumed it was constantly at 69% of internet traffic.

Robert Redford and Nick Nolte in…Mild

I loved that show, but the only specific episode I can remember is the New Year's Eve one where Nathan Fillion really wants to see Robert Goulet.

Something something The Rock and a hard place.

I saw Spider-Man 3 while studying abroad in England and the shot right before the final battle when he leaps in front of a giant American flag induced massive groans from the audience, I was somewhat embarrassed.

I said it last year and a younger coworker (27) had no idea what it meant, and I'm not even that much older than her (I'm 32).

I was just thinking about some of the old 16-bit Disney adaptations the other day, specifically Aladdin and The Lion King, though I remember really enjoying both of those so they may not be good choices for this column. Unless my 13-year old self had bad taste in games, but there's no way that's true.

I'm working on a game called "mud simulator 2015" that will be perfect for this aesthetic. But other than that I can't see it taking off.

We’ll find out when Aloha hits theaters this Friday.

Mine was pretty awesome in retrospect. Saturday and Sunday mostly just puttered around the house doing some spring cleaning and playing with the dog, but Saturday night I went to a cool event at the brewery Mrs Dunnstock works at, they had dishes from 8 local restaurants paired with 8 of their beers and I got pretty…

So is Ruth6240 actually Anna's co-worker's ex-wife? I'm so confused.

I've never understood how much people blame JJ Abrams for the problems with Star Trek when the script was really the problem, not the directing.

Maybe it's been available for a while and I just missed it, but Hulu has 5 seasons of Adventure Time right now and last I checked only the first two were available on Netflix. I've got some catching up to do!