I remember that book from high school, and hating the last line as well.

I remember seeing Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within in high school and after Donald Sutherland's character said, "It's warm" my buddy said, "if that's the last line of this movie I'm going to burn this place down".

Where's Handsome Jack?

As far as I know it is the only one. Portland is great, you should move here, especially if you like food, beer, nature, and making fun of hipsters.

If young Lando is featured in a new movie, dear god please let Chewitel Ejiofor play him.

Please tell me your cousin is Ashly Burch.

Just to warn you, I've got massive thighs.

I can see Three Dollar Deweys from my office window, thanks for reminding me that I haven't enjoyed their cheap drinks and free popcorn in a while, I should go soon!

A serial killer who works in a zoo and feeds his victims to the big cats in order to dispose of the bodies. In the end the cops are chasing him and he lets the animals out to cause confusion, but now that they have a taste for blood they eat him too.

Borderlands 2, because I never played the DLC the first time around and it's the only thing that can slake my bloodlust after seeing Fury Road.

I just discovered a job as the GIS lab manager for the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute, which would partially involve world travel to conduct data collection in ecologically sensitive areas. It's very much my dream job (there are very few things I'd be willing to move out of Maine for, this is one of…

Wow, it sure took a long time for the letter from ElDan's mom to get a response…

Their roast beef is a flat circle.

Neither of these fit the characters in my head - they'd make more sense switching roles, but even then I don't think they'd be great choices.

2 Mad 2 Max

Or a base on an asteroid.

Scrawler was there?

Get back to your post dammit!

I'm really impressed with this trailer, mostly because it manages to make Vince Vaughn seem sexier than Colin Farrell.

I'm actually planning on expanding my thesis in order to try to get it published in a sustainable transportation journal, but that's more because it will look good on my review at work, but there's no big rush to get that part done so I'm going to just plug away at it over the summer. The thesis itself has been…