An Avengers-style cinematic universe of AV Club commentariat MVPs?

I saw them at the Newport Folk Festival a few years ago, they were headlining and I think they closed out their set (before the encore anyway) with Mariner's Revenge, it was awesome and the weather was downright perfect that day, the sun was setting, it was just plain serene.

I loved Driver, even though it had serious flaws. It was really oddly structured in that it began with a training level to teach you all of those specific skills and then wouldn't let you out of the garage and into the game until you mastered them, but then made it REALLY hard to pass all of the tests, I knew some…

I'll be honest, I cried for Mikey. Though I guess I should call him Michael now.

I'm assuming the husband and daughter will be killed and the mother changes her name to Mallory Archer and raises her son Sterling on her own, with nothing but alcohol to help her cope.

Either way, I'm sure it was a great tryptophan.

I very briefly tried to create a web comic called Of Mice and Watchmen and then quickly realized it was a terrible idea.

Shadows, but deadly.

The night is dark and full of tphthtphtpthtthtbtptptbptbt

Also, compare his "worst job ever" response to Mark "oh my aching artistic integrity" Duplass'. Point, Kevin Rahm.

Now that was a very enjoyable interview. He had some great answers and didn't seem to be trying to hide anything or hold stuff back. I loved the, "she wasn't very bright". And "oh, that son of a bitch" made me laugh out loud.

Did you stop making self-indulgent movies after that?

It starts off pretty slow but overall I think it is a great show. It seems like whenever it starts to drag a little bit they throw in an amazing or at least really interesting episode. And the acting is damn fine all around (except maybe January Jones, I think we'll be debating her performance in the show pretty…

It was good, but I would have preferred the second half being set to Riptide while the main conflict keeping the protagonist and his love interest apart is established.

Walking Deads

I still think the lyrics to Rollin' are one of the worst things ever created - it's basically a hardcore rap/rock hokey-pokey for Christ's sake.

My audition for Naked and Afraid: Big and Tall is next week!

Later, they boned.

I bet he shows up as the "Force-ghost" version of Obi-Wan in one of the new movies.

Wedge was the only pilot to actually fly against both Death Stars and live. He's awesome, I'd love to see him in the new movies, even if he's played by someone else. Also, I read the shit out of the Rogue Squadron books when I was in high school and loved them immensely, so I may be a bit biased.