Do you have a Silky Saw?

I’m sorry for saying this bullshit. It wasn’t right.

So there’s no $1200 relief checks in this package? I started to look it up but quickly became overwhelmed. 

Omg!

Please, no. You didn’t just say fireing.

Yup, I lived in a very old house, built in 1806.

Also, get ahold of the mouse infestation before fall, if you live in that sort of climate. All those fuckers do is move into the house in greater numbers once there’s even a hint of cold outside.

You need a Hotel California for the mice, if you’re not faint of heart.

Pennsylvania...?

Oh my god, why did you come back here?

It will never surprise me that you like the Chainsmokers. Sue me.

If I hear one more goddamn Lana del Rey shit...

Stop it. What kind of advice is that? Good job pretend lawyer.

A troll of 15 years?

Bush? Decent guy? You’re messed if you think that.

I wish I had a hobby horse from Kmart. 🐴

This is pretty much exactly the way I felt in the last 8 months of Lil’ Bush’s presidency, except, inexplicably, this is worse??

Why the fuck would Kamala Harris feel remorse for going after Biden in the debate...? That’s pretty much what debates are for. Ridiculous.

K, you’re still here?

Sorry to say, but Trump will never stroke out.