I mean, Debra Messing isn’t wrong in this instance...

No, just no on the box braids. "Cute white girl box braids?" Just...no.

Didn't know you still worked here...

Uh, not the right link to Goldie. It goes to Too Fab, not TMZ. And yes, I memba her, too.

Yay. Happy life of privilege.

I’m not really sure what upside-down world I'm living in right now, but this Fyre Fest story is strangely comforting,

I wonder if she actually knows how to ski or snowboard, or if she just puts on some snow gear and mean mugs the whole time instead?

But she wore colorful wigs that one time!

I tried to upload a meme of Lucy from Peanuts getting buried in snow with “This is Bullshit” on it. Then I realized most of us probably couldn’t see it anyway, Kinja being what it is.

Because he’s always been a serial cheater.

That's interesting, I just saw that brand for the first time at a Target in northern Michigan last week. I almost bought the Detroit-style, and now I wish I had!

Kobe Bryant wasn’t a “complicated figure,” he was a fucking rapist.

Here it is, the “it’s just a phase, she’s too young to possibly know” opinion.

Come, take a walk with me through my small, rural food co-op in a red area of my state. The women wear their masks wrong nearly as often as the men, but again, anti-mask central around here.

Wait, why do you get to directly shill your book on here, but, for instance, Maria Sherman doesn’t? Don’t worry, not expecting an answer.

I know about addiction, but why does this post have such a weird Reefer Madness feel?

People struggle all the time. Understand your privilege. Not everyone can have your kid’s homeschooling possibilities. It just seems like you're bragging sometimes.

Most Jezebel writers actively hate their readers.

Don't actually post a picture of yourself. Confused as to why this is still a thing. 

I’m sorry, but you would actually be better off not asking advice from this general group of commenters. This shit is a shadow of what it used to be.