Typically, a chaser isn’t alcohol, unless you’re an alcoholic. Maybe a bad joke.

Lawyer? Alright.

It’s unfortunate, but I think there's pretty much only 6 people rollin on this SNS. Proceed with caution. 

Are you kidding me? I get it, you have money and can do whatever you want. But please. Stop. Look at your privilege. I'm not sad for you.

I would recommend finding a way to at least be closer to her, especially since you’re her legal guardian.

Leave your kid out of this. 

Looks like a bloody heart. All set.

What is number one murder?

If I see one more picture of Betsy Devos, I am going to lose my goddam shit.

Only if Melero is that basic.

🙄🤔🤯 3 days later and there’s virtually no approved comments. Nice, bring in some guaranteed bait (women’s soccer) and shut nearly everyone out. What’s the goddamn point?

You took the words out of my mouth about Hinkle!

OMG! Anything but California!

I haven't tried it yet. I think I'm going to wait until my friend comes to visit on the 4th, and we're  going to have what she calls a "Faygo Adventure." My curiosity may get the best of me though. ☺

Tangentially related, but I just bought a bottle of Faygo Cotton Candy flavored soda. I actually said “ew, gross” out loud, but before I knew it, I was opening the cooler and into the basket it went. I just had to get that off my chest.

For starters, come on. 7 responses, none ungreyed. Please, deal.

You’re braver than I am to go out to eat in a restaurant. Hopefully the food was impeccable.

Lol! I have a “just cheese” crisper, but same idea.

Well, I guess it’s a good thing I’m not famous, dress in casual clothes, and only have four friends I’d want to invite over for my barbeques anyway. 

Stop lifting to Godlike status. He isn't that.