I finally found a Dirtbag headline that drew me in enough to realize that I became so bored with the first sentence that I can't even continue on.

But he's from Traverse City, ya buncha assholes!

Are you serious?

Let’s be real.

I just realized how much this site pisses me off, and I have no idea why I still frequent it.

I was thinking the same thing.

This has essences of the Brattleboro Retreat bullshit. If you don’t feel safe reporting for your shift, you’re fired and we’ll replace you, per the admissions director there.

Plant/flower greenhouses have also just been added to the non-essential list of businesses in Michigan.

Ahhh yes. The Republican Party, the party of State’s rights.

Not being able to get a haircut and a beard trim is the least of what he deserves, especially with the no head for his wife issue he has. 🤣😭

Uncle Joe? Hell no.

For fuck’s sake, it’s not that hard.

Some family members of mine live on the MI/WI UP border.

I appreciate that you often respond to commenters, whether they agree with you or not.

That’s what I’d call a thought you should keep to yourself, yes.

Vegans have no business “rediscovering” wacky cakes, is that actually a vegan trend? If so, live through WWII before you crow about discovering anything, really 

Serious question, did you immediately pick off the garnish jalepenos before you ate your dish?

Plenty of Fabric Becky’s at the Wal-Mart “craft” section today.

Fuck NYC.

Netherland is a shit-stirrer extraordinaire to be sure, and believes himself to be the last word on women’s sexual assault accusations.