And she’s the superintendent! If the superintendent has such shitty insurance, I can’t even imagine what scraps the rest of the faculty is dealt.
Someone I love is/was having a similar experience and now I want to wring the necks of anyone who flippantly says “Oh, just do IVF. Someone I know did it and got pregnant the first time!” or “Oh, you can always just adopt!”
Here to acknowledge the emotional/ physical/ (possibly) financial work you’re putting in and to…
Speaking strictly from my own experience: if you want an entirely new face and perfect skin, I highly recommend this new scientific medical treatment called Not Drinking Alcohol™
I can’t believe that I, a grown woman, am about to defend Jojo Siwa’s hairline but....
....I have the same kind of thin, baby-fine hair she does and my hairline would look like hers if I slicked my hair back. I don’t think she’s damaging it; I think her noggin just grew out of a hairstyle that looked cute on a kid and…
Not a sext but I had a man send me Paolo Nutini’s “Better Man” with the requisite “This makes me think of you... [kissy face emoji]”
The next time we hung out, he was a total asshole because I didn’t bring him Whataburger (I thought he was joking) and proceeded to be such a nitpicky dick that I started crying and he…
Can we discuss the perfection of Baguette’s IG bio? Because....
Bonjour, bitches!
I’m the spirit of Mariah, in the body of a bread.
My uncle-by-marriage was a no good, womanizing liar and crook who made himself a millionaire “working” with LA drug dealers and gangsters.
...which meant that he totally was able to get his hands on dolls for every kid in our family during the peak craze. None of the adults asked how he got them and it was literally…
I’m a single entrepreneur so it’s funny that it didn’t even occur to me that the message could be read two ways. From a friend, this is completely normal for me (there are entire seasons where my crew is too busy running businesses to talk). From someone I’m romantically interested in, this is a pretty darn…
Oh, I probably should have framed this in the context of dating.
Friend-wise, this is totally normal.
I regret every single text I’ve sent in reply to one that reads “Hey! Yea, I’ve just been SUPER busy. Life is crazy right now. How have you been?”
It took me an embarrassing amount of time to understand the subtext of that statement ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I buy from the Aerie line because you can search by material. I don’t wear synthetic materials (especially not in undergarments) and the ability to go straight to the cotton options has created a very brand-loyal customer in me (despite the fact I’m probably a good decade over their target demographic).
Arizona’s been WILD. This is a big gigantic treat but the lil’ cherry on top is that also in the Arizona race for Superintendent of Public Instruction, Democrat Kathy Hoffman beat Republican Frank Riggs AFTER he suggested she concede on election night to him. She was like nahhhhhh, I’ll wait for all the votes to be…
Did you watch Michelle Visage’s exit interview with Miss Vanjie? (I’m forgetting the name of her post-show show and Google aint helping). You could tell that Visage had no idea how funny MV (that voice!) was and was genuinely bummed she was out first.
BRB, replying to that Dickies email that I thought was a FOR SURE scam. Mama wants some free shit....
I’ll dox myself with this but my dad dated Tina Weymouth while they were at RISD together (pre-Talking Heads obvs). He brought me to his college reunion with him and into a bar where she was playing a private show with some other members of the Tom Tom Club. During a break, we got to hang out with her and her parents…
Any party from 2003-2007 that involved Sparks.
Those years are all just an orange-tongued blur.....
Same! My mom always warned us that spirits attached easily to younger kids and that forbade us from ever asking for attention from “the energies” and immediately shutting it out if it found us.
If bartenders can be held accountable for what happens when they over-serve a customer, I feel judges like these should be personally held accountable if men like this are set free to commit more crimes. Let’s see how much trust he has in this man if HIS own personal safety and happiness relies on it.