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A jury in 2010 rejected a Jane Doe’s claim that her reputation was damaged (...) even though the footage showed her explicitly saying no when first asked to pull it down herself. “Through her actions, she gave implied consent,” the jury foreman said.

This. This is why it is SO important to show up for jury duty. As

I love TikTok and I love the stupid rise of these non-celebrities. But that said: I watched the video and have never been so happy to have had bougie pain-in-the ass parents who taught me table manners, made sure we were comfortable eating all cuisine, and made me sit up straight at the table. Dixie’s posture alone

The only good thing about Rush Limbaugh is that his death and cancer cells may be used in research and help future lung cancer patients survive.

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As a teen in ‘98, I used to think this was the most romantic song and pined for someone to love me like this... And now as a 35+ year old, I am so fucking disgusted. The first line is literally “I’m sorry I corrupted you, took away your youth. I’m sorry you remember it that way...” (and it just gets worse from there

“To his Instagram Story, he added, “I’m so grateful for social media… For it gives a voice to every human being. If used purposefully; It shines awareness on things that need to be addressed.”

“Gives a voice to every human being” = “lets me ignore boundaries and continue to contact a woman who obviously doesn’t want to

“She explicitly said she wasn’t a feminist and she talked about wanting to be more girly, get married, have kids, etc., her entire career.”

Thank you for saying this. Somehow folks don’t notice that she’s always sung about wanting to be married. If she’s longed for domesticity her entire life and her ex husband VERY

I’m late to the game but I once somehow ended up at the West Hollywood Soho House and juuuuust past David Beckham and all the beautiful flashy richy-rich famous folks was a young woman (late 20s? early 30s?) who looked completely torn up and had Britney Spears-level bad extensions. This woman was young-Courtney Love

I was having a super heavy makeout sesh with someone I have a pseudo D/s relationship with when I remembered I had an HOA zoom meeting in 15 mins. Since ignoring him totally worked for the scene, I called in to the meeting a bit early to make sure I can connect via phone. Cool, it worked so I got back to humiliating

Mid-2000s: 4th of July in New York. Hot, humid, and dealing with the worst UTI I’ve ever had. I was riding the hot + humid subway to a rooftop party when I absolutely had to piss glass shards (anyone who’s had a UTI knows the feeling). I inform my boyfriend at the time that I needed to go home NOW and wanted to be

I feel like anyone punk enough to whip out their tampon and shove it in a cop’s drink would NOT work for a corporation like Starbucks, let alone a Starbucks inside of a Target.

Ha, I was wondering if anyone else knew the nuances of TikTok fyps. I’m pushing 40 but have been absorbed into Gay TikTok and find it so flattering to be on that side....

We had a gopher problem at my childhood home so my dad would set gopher traps. For those who don’t know, gopher traps are terrible little spiked cage things on string that you bury and then pull out (gopher skewered) when you think it’s been set off.

I used to go with him to check them until one day when we waited a

I was trying to figure out why my younger friends are such better dancers than me (they actually move around a dance floor!) and I’m convinced that it’s because I’m a 1996-2000 byproduct of the Era of Grinding.™ Just plant them feet and start gyrating, the rest will be taken care of....

As someone who gets botox on her eyelids, I’d suspect that Seacrest got the good ol’ slipped needle Botox eye. It’s a bummer but it’s possible even with the best injection specialists ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I had confided in a mutual friend that I thought “K” was acting like a frenemy. That weekend, K sauntered up to me at a party and in front of everyone, her words just absolutely dripping with venom and the confidence that she had finally caught me between a rock and hard place, snidely said “For the record, I’m not

I’m in a similar boat as the writer (partner took a HUGE confidence hit with job loss, stress, etc and the physical manifestation of all that is that sex is just off the table right now). The way I read this is that she’s supporting her husband in every other way imaginable but she has needs as well and is doing what

My mom re: vaginas:
“If you’re aware of it during your normal day to day, there’s probably something wrong.”

An acquaintance who is an ex-elementary school principal:
“If someone’s going to feel bad, make sure it’s the right person.”

Heyo! Super late to the game and stoked I made it again. This is my 3rd Pissing Contest “win;” not to be shameless but can I get out of the greys now?

*shouts into the void*

Ah, I owe you a little backtrack apology. I thought you were replying to failuretolunch and speaking of their daughter who gets it for headaches (which is why my hackles got raised).

Yea but no. I get Botox for tension headaches and am feeling my stress level rise as it “wears off” and my face begins to hold more and more tension in it. Think of it like walking around all day with clenched fists and how much less stress you carry when you’re physically unable to clench. Botox allows me that.

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