As long as Kimmy doesn’t get pregnant and show us her struggle with breastfeeding, I will continue to watch this show forever and ever.

I adopted my last dog after her owner unexpectedly died. Because the death was unexpected (I’m assuming it was a car accident or something equally swift), we knew nothing about her previous 9 years with whoever this person was.

My dog adjusted well but man, I’ll tell you: 80% of the process was trying to figure out…

Put me on that jury; I’m ready.

I hear what you’re saying and I assure you that I don’t go through life trying to uncover trans folks like they’re little Easter eggs; I was just giving insight into how a cis-dude (Varner) could pick up on subtle signs that Zeke is trans without Zeke outright telling him.

Hi, cis straight girl here. Because of where I live and my social circle, I’ve gotten to witness many folks transition (both male, female, and in-between) and there comes a point where you’re just familiar with certain signs that someone has transitioned or is starting the process. Voice, body type, facial hair,…

I recently bought this and love it. I’m getting it tailored to fit like a glove (the key to making anything with sleeves + lace less “sister wife-y”) but hey, for $60....

Ah, the true test of wealth vs class: How they open a bottle of champagne.

A chilly breeze descends upon the city, a chill not native to the PNW. Across the city, Portlanders pause over their pour-overs, look down at their goosebumps, and recognize the heavy feeling washing over them...

“...they’re coming.”

My mom claims that after a certain age the good guys are the ones who have been divorced. She said that good guys who had been divorced and learned from it were your best bet. I don’t know if that’s as true now as it was when she met my dad 35 years ago but it makes sense to me.

Being 43 and wanting kids might be the issue. There’s a certain sort of guy who doesn’t think about settling down until his late 30s, who then decides his future wife needs to be around or under 30 so that he can take dating and marriage on a relaxed schedule without worrying about bumping into female fertility…

I went to the Phoenix Bridal Expo and it took over 4 years to unsubscribe my way out of the mailing list hell-hole they forced me into. No disclosure that they share email addresses, no way to opt out.

Some vendors were so aggressively relentless that I had to threaten to report them for CAN-SPAM violations before they…

I would believe that any 50 year old on Tinder is far, far worse. At least pay for Match or something....

You hurt Ethan Hawke’s feelings

Dude, any accomplished woman who’s been on a date with a 25-35 year old man recently will understand the appeal of jumping up into an entirely different generation. This Tinder generation of dudes are THE WORST.

It’s so frustrating but I get that it’s pointless when they’re on the verge of death. My boyfriend’s elderly uncle (by marriage) consistently verbally shits all over liberals, Millenials, and black people and accuses us all of being on heroin....

...while he’s nursing a decade long addiction to OxyContin. It’s like…

I am so disturbed by the amount of shit talking and vitriol thrown at this kid (which is what she is). Did everyone miss the not-so-subtle cues that her mother physically fights her? She had a pseudo-doctor sit on stage and mock her and an entire audience look down on her. Like I get that she’s great television but…

I had SUCH a hard time in middle school because I stayed young/mentally innocent pretty long while all my friends matured ahead of me. They were well versed in that good ol’ middle school emotional warfare before I even figured what was going on and middle school became one long “I don’t understand what’s happening...…

Opposite of Randall and Beth are Toby and Kate, who I despise with a passion. She’s terrible at communicating her needs; he’s manic pixie dream guy who never respects her boundaries. He’s rude and dismissive in their weight loss class. Don’t like; hard pass.

I’m not going to name any names because we can’t make fun of children, but what I find most fascinating about this show (especially this season) is that you can tell which kids are about to morph into loud mouth, asshole know-it-all teenagers in about 3 years... You can just see that personality trait grow stronger…

My two rules:
1. Coordinate with a best friend to have him/her show up 15 minutes early. That way, the first person to arrive never has to be the first person to arrive (which is always the worst).
2. Get rid of 2/3 of seating so attendees can’t plant themselves. Seems cruel but the worst parties are the ones where…