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I think about this all the time with the kids who have TVs and whatnot in cars. It was boring as FUCK but I always loved just scoping out the view, counting light poles, etc etc etc.

Same. I’m a cancer survivor and my partner did all the drugs and drank all the alcohol in his youth to the point where his spleen burst and his body is just wrecked. Even though we’re taking good care of ourselves now, our bodies have just been through hell and I just know that neither of us will live long enough to

*virtual hug*

Friendly (somewhat related) PSA:
IVF is covered by insurance in Arkansas. We found this out on a fluke and it’s saved someone I know literally over $50k in medical expenses. 

So if any of you are starting that process, put Arkansas on your radar....

Someone I love has very similar numbers as you and her little nugget is showing up in March (*fingers crossed*). I’ve witnessed the emotional toll the WHOLE process takes so a super congrats to you and yours.

Unpopular opinion: I would totally pay for this.

As a Very Busy Lady™ , outsourcing this for $40 is cheap if you factor in the time it would take to a) think of something cute + clever and b) dig around the internet to see if any other yahoos have already taken it.

The whole wedding hashtag biz is stupid and vapid,

Incredibly unrelated: John Waters offered my boyfriend a ride on his motorcycle and ended up driving him around Baltimore for an afternoon. When I asked if he knew John Waters was hitting on him, boyfriend replied “Duh. I was cute and young and on a lot of drugs. It was awesome.”

I got blackout drunk on election night and blabbed to one of my best friends that her boyfriend had saved up money for a ring and was going to propose. She had no idea. He was right there when I said it. I 100% ruined the surprise and probably the one last fun thing he was looking forward to this year.

This week is the

My “Not My President” shirt is en route and I’m already trying to hone in on what I’ll say when some angry person inevitably starts yelling at me...

It makes you wonder why they don’t have a disabled/doctor’s note/70+ y/o line for those folks who physically can’t wait around in line for hours and hours...

Way back in the day, I was taking a website building/ html class and our final project was to create a website based on the required reading of Invisible Cities (this was at UC Santa Cruz, so of course it was...). Anyway, I read about 15 pages of the book before I completely lost interest so I took a stab in the dark

I only know because when I was very young, I said something about Mint Milano cookies, mispronounced the name, and got a very serious sit-down teachable moment courtesy of my mother.

Really? Okay, I’ll stop secretly judging now... I was just wondering how someone could let it fester for so long but now I’ve seen the light. Thank you.

A good friend who shall remain nameless (not me, I swear) went in for her very-overdue annual exam. The OBGYN took one look and asked her “Are you aware that you have a yeast infection? It’s like you’re baking bread in here...”

I mean, I know she was taking time off from dating and sex and whatnot but... how do you not

Goddammit, heed the 24 hour rule! Even my 65 year old mother knew to not post any spoilers...

*fumes*

Cancer survivor here. Same.

Lindsay Lohan needs to phone up Patty Stanger because her picker is waaaaay off. Patty, give our girl a nice, stable horse breeder millionaire or aging startup wunderkind or something...

Grandpa Bucket chic.