If it makes you all feel any better, I know someone who is the shoe buyer for a specific region of Nordstrom and she, in so many words, said that not only are they cutting waaaay back on their orders for Ivanka’s shoe line because of poor sales but customers are really vocally PISSED when they see that Trump name.

This…

Vanity Fair is written solely for moms when they try to secretly poop using the guest bathroom.

I have painful blue eyes too! My optometrist asked if I wore sunglasses a lot (I live in the PNW where you really don’t need ‘em). When I said yes, she said “Yea, I can tell. You have really large pupils... But that’s okay. I see that a lot with blue eyes.”

Who knew? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you’re a hot, SUPER successful 20-something business woman, I figure you can either date a musician, a trust-fund man, heir to some obscure throne, or an older even more successful man.

After their brush with Heath Ledger’s death, I can understand why they’re skewing older and established.

Chelsea and Aubry (and their pig) are my favorites. I don’t even care that she constantly speaks in a sexy baby voice...

That’s kind of like a Moscow Mule minus the “Moscow!” So, so good

Can we start a mocktail drink thread? Because when I was getting sober on the DL, bitters + soda + lime changed my life. Friends never noticed that I wasn’t drinking drinking and bartenders didn’t hate me.

I’d love to hear others’ go-to substitutes...

As a small business owner, thank you for reminding me that a large social media following =/= success.

To this day, I have never worn a bikini to the beach, but I do go skinny dipping regularly. Go figure.

Because there are no fabrics to pinch fatty areas and because you’re nude, no one really takes a close look anyway. Skinny dipping for the win!!!

I’ve watched 3 good friends deal with the long, painfully slow deaths of their mothers (MS, cancer, cancer) and I’ll admit that I was somewhat relieved for my friends once the long battles were over and grieving could begin.

That said, I sure as shit wouldn’t ever admit that anywhere other than anonymously in a comment…

“Do treatments on demand only. No frozen embryos, no issues.”

Translation: “I have no concept of how IVF works or why people need it.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That, or someone farmed out the marketing/advertising to a nephew.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. (Or it was a first year visual design student who hasn’t quite gotten to the “obtaining image rights” and copywriting part of their education)

Y’all should read Death in Yellowstone which is about, yes, all the deaths in Yellowstone.

Spoiler alert: It’s a lot of drunk people jumping into boiling hot springs and one woman who thought she could tame a bear and ended up dead with her breast ripped off. Good light reading, perfect for summer.

I was there too! He’s so charismatic and it was worth every minute spent waiting in the drizzle....

My love for Aerie can be described in 3 words:
“Shop by Fabric”

It’s 2016: can more online retailers please adopt that search criteria?! Because I don’t have time to wade through everyone’s sea of cheap polyester clothing/undergarments (*cough* Modcloth *cough*)

You run the risk that she’d never, ever leave the house but I would assume that there’d be a stipulation that if she ever sells the home or uses it to generate rental income, you two other sisters are entitled to 1/3 of the profit each. You could get into the nitty gritty of how much she saved living there while you…

Freezer Bern

I use Batiste Dry Shampoo and fear that it’s making my hair thin as well. There seems to be a lot more scalp showing in the spots where I normally spray.... Anyone else have a similar experience or an I just the lucky one?

My mother doesn’t need to say anything: I get a facial hair trimmer every year in my Christmas stocking.