I would be very interested to know whether there was any sort of significant downtick in readership metrics after The Great Greying. I know I went to Splinter a lot less after that.

Every day that this story continues, I keep thinking “This? This is where people finally draw the line?”

My expression when looking at this photo:

The president routinely humiliates Rudy Giuliani everyone he’s ever met except the dictators he brownnoses.

Too true! I guess by “elevated” I meant it went from an F to a D- in my mind. It still can’t escape its fugliness.

Agreed. It’s less of a dress than a bedspread.

That’s so shitty.

I can honestly say the Shelter Kitty posts are almost always the highlight of my Saturdays. Thank you!

...and despite those constant efforts, it was (and is) about as effective as screaming into the void. And then getting blamed for the void’s existence.

I’m a little bit confused not only by the described event, but also by the tone of the article. I’m usually pretty good at recognizing the satire articles but I’m not sure I’m seeing it here.

He was a highly qualified applicant, having attended several tennis coaching clinics for youth

That’s not a letter, that’s basically a tweet printed out on childishly-handled official letterhead.

On the days when it feels like it takes eight years to speed-scroll past an increasingly long column of daily Trump tweets, I wonder how he’s able to fool anyone at all that he’s spending any time presidenting.

The leading image had me extremely confused because that’s a Cascadia flag, not an Iron Front flag.

Seriously.

Nah, he painted each of his spare wigs different colors and smashed those onto the canvas.

You’re not the only one seeing it. I thought it might be Dr. King at first, but that would be impossible because then we’d just be seeing a blur (from all that spinning in his grave).

Yes, or at least there were pre-update. I found a tropical moon with “blissful” weather in my starting system, no less. Just perfect weather, perfect everything, teal grass and blue sky, home to nothing but those bouncy muppet-looking animals and nothing wanted to eat me.

“Will be”?!?

I also had a difficult time understanding the point. I thought we were heading in a certain direction when the yellow dress was brought up, especially given the heavy emphasis on a character’s reluctance to wear it at first but then accepting it, specifically that (in that case at least) she becomes the Proper…