The irony of this is that there are similar views in almost any ex-mining town anywhere else in the mountains, many of which are a whole lot more affordable.

This is the current administration, y’all. This is a feature, not a bug.

Oh, this isn’t proof that Halloween sucks. It’s proof that this current administration sucks. It’s only against the rules these days when it potentially makes 45 look bad, otherwise, it’s usually “have at it.”

We have so few creature comforts right now, when any day without a news hailstorm denting our collective psyches feels like a gift. If Halloween is your sweet release, your self-care, your favorite damn holiday, live your (ersatz) truth!!

Great. This mother says there were other cars on the road and the road was not blocked, which is much the same situation albeit she doesn’t have Upstanding National Guard Witnesses to verify her story. I believe my point still stands. 

The two white dudes who essentially abandoned two women in a van to drown? Basically just got fired. Tell me again that this isn’t about skin color.

Are you seriously threatening to hold back your vote because someone said something slightly critical on the internet?

Ooof.

For me, it’s Diana Moskovitz’s entry that strikes me as particularly, chillingly prescient this week.

They’re only realizing this now?

This entire article reminds me of that “How the Deadspin Staff is Voting” article, up to and including the “reasons” given by some Deadspin staff for their choices.

Is this a normal type of defense? “If everything had been completely different, this hypothetical would for sure definitely be true because we say it would, therefore this person isn’t at fault for what they actually did in our actual reality!!”

Oh my god, that kind of cabin retreat just sounds so fantastic.

The first thing I thought it looked like was the Air Jordan symbol, but this is far more accurate on so many levels.

I’m so sorry. *internet hug*

That’s some (un)fortunate font. I absolutely read it as “VIP and General Deceptions” which is a 160% more accurate description.

Came here for this. The only thing “sad” that needs to be associated with this idiot is a sad trombone.

My very first thought was “okay, cool, but seriously, what is the Satanic Temple up to these days?”

I’m totally going to be that person. “Soupeon” isn’t a word. I think the ascii table might be a little bit broken over there. However:

For serious. My very first thought was “well yeah, but what about the pig?”