Probably reason #1 this position was created:

Wow. A whole six months.

Fair enough; Wikipedia says the attribution isn’t clear, although the Irish/police reference was what I’d always heard.

I’m pretty sure it is, from back when a majority of the police force (NY at least) was Irish.

I’m so numb to all of this that I’m ashamed that’s the first thing I noticed, too.

This infighting and backstabbing would be a whole lot more entertaining if the rest of us weren’t getting dragged down too.

If they’re living at home with him, my point still stands. I also highly, highly doubt it was the kids that initiated this. Or if they did, it was with his full and complete cooperation, neither of which excuse slagging his kids off to the world.

Is it wrong that I immediately pictured Deadpool as the narrator/character?

Nope.

I do think this is definitely art.

I hate clicking on tweets, but this is absolutely worth the click.

I’m a little unclear whether the children knew this was a casting call focusing on acting talent. if they knew it was an exercise intended deliberately to gauge acting ability, then...okay, maybe.

I know the feeling exactly, with another terribly produced old show that scared the socks off me as a child. I still refuse to rewatch the episode in question and the theme song still legit gives me the queasies.

I don’t know that I’m ready for a remake attempt. I loved this movie so hard as a kid, and there are too many ways to mess up a remake.

Right? There are other images that show the field of cows, but those were too huge to post.

That top image definitely isn’t Star Trek; that’s 100% Flight of the Navigator.

A fertility crisis?

Good lighting makes pretty much anything look better.

This poster is even funnier considering the pods are matriarchal.

To be honest, I don’t even care. Loki saved the Thor movies for me. Aside from Loki, it was bland with a side serving of bland and yawn who cares-stakes.