Gah. Shut up, Jim Harbaugh. Just shut the fuck up. Not everyone on Earth thinks all problems can be solved through overexuberant, say-nothing coach-speak platitudes. Jim Harbaugh is the direct male corollary to the talking Malibu Stacy doll.

I don’t mind the premise of ballplayers being more like creatives in terms of their labor. What’s really amazing is to me is that we pay them so poorly as a matter of course. Only in America can you say with a straight face, “Our most talented young people: are we sufficiently impoverishing them?”

Yeah. Fucking autocorrect

I am a lifelong Warrior fan. I have suffered through a conga-line of indignities over the year. While I have enjoyed the past two seasons mightily. I have alwaysknown that this would all come crashing down one day because Joe Lacob is a self important boob, and will never, ever pass up a moment to steal credit,…

Malcolm Gladwell is eessentially meaningless.

I’m sorry, but if anyone expects Facebook—a massive, corporate, personal information and money vacuum run exclusively by morally bankrupt fanatics—to be arbiters of online truth and justice, they are going to be disappointed every time and they will only have themselves to blame.

“Nice guy” lady-attracting schtick is probably my favorite to watch fail (though, watching ANYONE fail at partner attracting is positively glorious). Primarily, because the conceit of the Nice Guy Schtick premise is every bit as douchey as the “Alpha bro” schtick, which it is designed to counter:

Counterpoint: Fuck Matt Murray with a mortadella loaf.

Amen.

Lol. Yeah. That seems to be the extent of the relationship.

...what does Baylor have to do with Catholicism?

You DO realize that Hogan sued Gawker for invasion of privacy, not defamation, yes?

Yeah, it was sparse in the epicenter, but it was surrounded by gays/southeast Asian immigrant communities to the south and the highly black/poor area between 6th and 10th. It’s why nobody moved there during Tech Bubble I.

Yeah. This one is a complete turd. I don’t even know where to begin, really.

LOL. There is absolutely no chance that the area between Market st and China basin would have developed “naturally” because of tech money without the ballpark there.

Yeah. I was AMPED up to hate the Mission Rock project (and I hate nearly every proposed development) and then there I was, reading the proposal and going “Jeesh, this is actually kinda reasonable...and they are asking for voter approval and everything...and it’s 1/3 designated affordable...Aw fuck, I’m gonna vote for…

That package of tax/services breaks and land, at the heart of this minimally informed blog-gripe, was put to the voters in 1996.

Zzzzzzzz...

You spend half your afternoon denigrating all religious people everywhere because you think they’re unworthy of your respect and then you throw up your hands and go “What? What?! Who? ME?”

Step 1) Hurl insults