Shhhhhh...the grown ups are trying to have a conversation, k?

You didn’t say you were trying to get a rise out of people; you didn’t need to. That much was obvious.

I could give a fuck about whether or not you are religious.

Use of the expression “Imaginary sky daddy” is shorthand for “I’m not that smart, but I sure do like drawing attention to myself and getting a rise out of people.”

Dude. Precisely.

You’ve said more than enough. Thanks.

Yeah dude. If only MLB could deliver the unmatched thrills of a Texans-Jaguars Thursday night COLOR RUSH game, followed by 6 days of Trent Dilfer chanting the words “the football”, Jon Gruden’s Qb camp, and Mel Kiper’s mock draft 19.0 v.1.0.3.

“A ‘gaffe’ is when a politician tells the truth.”

Willbert’sEncyclopedia of world culture volume. 8. Your are going to have to hit up a local college library for that, though.

Cite me some authority or shhhhhh....

In my “going onstage” suit, I keep a silver dollar. It never comes out of the suit. Even when I dry clean it.

“Why are strippers more heavily vetted than Uber drivers?”

Can someone remind me why Ortiz gets a free pass on his PED use and his generalized dickishness while Barry Bonds is still viewed as a pariah?

That’s not what I took issue with.

Jesus dude. Let me make this easy for you:

You’re right. Reddit isn’t under any obligation to do anything they don’t want to do. But Gawker, and everyone else, is well within their rights to publicly flay them when they voluntarily elect to promote barf-bucket forums.

Lawsuits cannot be “made to stick” over this issue.

I’m impressed. A lot of people would look at what the Oklahoma State legislators said and meekly resign themselves to not being able say anything stupider or more small minded than that.

You CAN’T believe it? Silicon Valley self-aggrandizing mythmaking has been built on comparably flimsy premises. (See: Theranos)