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In case your wondering: people who publicly bray about how rational, empirical and data driven their every belief is are just as stupid, obnoxious and hubristic as people pushing pseudo religious conspiracy theories.

Common misconception: It was Chocolate Workers Local 19, which was a part of the Teamsters.

Did I say that? (Hint: No, I did not say that.)

This claim is obviously garbage. See, Tesla is the most wonderful, revolutionary utopia the world has ever known. It makes Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory look like an office Park in the fucking suburbs. At Tesla, the secret to their success is just a *little bit* of pixie dust in every status symbol luxury car that

LOL. You called the author’s knowledge of the law lacking and then completely butchered the law.

Hey! I wonder if anyone else think that football is an ethical black hole that just can’t be consumed responsibly anymore?

Hey here’s an idea: maybe people and businesses should move to places other than New York, LA, Chicago, the Bay Area or Seattle.

Smokey is great. I’m not denying anyone this point. But the title of “greatest American songwriter” is shared 3 ways:

Just dropped by to remind everyone that if you refused to vote for Hillary Clinton, based on your belief that she is a warmonger, you are a gullible fucking buffoon.

Dear every sports owner.

I am so glad to see that for some people the most important lesson of Saturday and America’s reaction to Trump, generally, is that not enough blame has been doled out. And to the extent that we are doling out blame, we should definitely be extra sure to do it on racial and demographic lines.

I just dropped by to say that this was the hands-down stupidest take on the marches this weekend.

Is it just me or does Post-retirement Jeff Bagwell look like he’s lost a lot of weight?

Hey! Anyone else out there think that one of the core problems with the sport of FUPBAH is that a TON of people seem to not understand that it’s—AT BEST—merely a weekend amusement and to the extent it causes or justifies bad, insane or violent behavior, it shouldn’t be consumed?

Just dropping by to remind everyone that before Nov. 8, there were any number of people—including people on this very website—advocating and encouraging people to write in Sanders, vote for Stein or leave the Presidential election blank on their ballot. Because HRC and DJT were “the same.”

Oh. Wait? We were warned? This was all totally obvious and could be seen from a mile a way? I’m sorry. I must have missed it while I was organizing my “Bernie or Bust” write-in campaign and/or voting for Jill Stein. My impeccable and impenetrable moral purity has an odd side effect in that it makes it hard for me to

Bernard Hopkins is a great and glorious man and should be the Democratic Party’s nominee for President in 2020. If you disagree with me, I will fight you in the mouth.

It’s just a tragic tale of a Greek man who dared to live the American dream.

Every left leaning internet-media thinkpiece on why we lost:

UAREA DOLTS ENGAGE IN STUPID-PEOPLE BEHAVIOR #newsworthy