I have. Thanks for asking.

You’re right. For too long our nation’s bros have suffered under the painful legacy of oppression caused by anti-gambling restrictions that for too long have stopped bros from exercising their God-given rights to hand mommy and daddy’s money to flagrant fraudsters on the internet. Rise up, bro! Rise up and use promo…

I agree with a lot of what you’re saying, but I’m limiting myself to the domestic violence issue for the moment.

I am aware of that piece as well. Your point?

No, you’re right. My bad. Everyone—Moskovitz, Patel, Wagner et al- deserves an incredible amount of recognition for their work here. Real-ass journalism.

Diana Moskovitz deserves a fucking Pulitzer for her coverage of the NFL’s craven stupidity on this issue and and, truthfully, in all things.

Lol...and what about those nanny government fascists in Louisiana? Montana? Illinois? Arizona? Iowa?

I don’t care for one second you or the rest of America’s idiots do with your money. You could flush it down the toilet for all I care.

In this case, I am definitely not *pretending*.

Yeah. You’re probably right. Nobody uses ababbreviations on the internet.

“Fuck every person in America who plays daily fantasy sports.”—-guy who comments on the internet.

Didn’t, actually.

Lol. I can’t decide what’s funnier. Your bro-fury or your bro-righteousness.

This rules so hard.

For the record: at this point I would take a 3rd fight with Tim Bradley.

The NFL is a garbage institution for garbage people.

The eye rolling wanking motion was invented for people like you. Run along now.

If there is one thing I’m certain of, it’s that you have no idea what I’m talking about. That much was obvious the moment you opened your mouth.

Hey! So I’d love to give you a thoughtful, honest answer but I don’t think I understand your question.

Or not. Either choice is valid and commendable, provided that it’s thoughtfully considered.