Omg did you come up with that yourself?

Your pastor sounds tight. More religious people like him, please.

Holy fuck dude. Are you really this dim?

My logic is perfectly clear as it pertains to you. i.e. Go the fuck away.

Lol go away dude. Some people are here to talk with adults. Nobody is here to argue with tweenage boys.

Well, I think you and I define faith differently, which is wonderful.

Maybe so, but find me one document of any length that requires no parsing, contextualizing or some outright ignoring and I will buy you dinner at the Ritz.

I have to disagree on one point: we DO get to contextualize—and even ignore the parts of the Bible that we find “unsavory.” There isn’t a Christian denomination on Earth that doesn’t turn the volume up or down on the parts they find the most important or relevant. The parts that I can’t reconcile with my own moral…

Shhhhh...Honey, the grownups are having a grownup conversation, ok?

Drake is the Miley Cyrus for gullible, insecure males.

“Colossal waste of time and resources.”