Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

So, you’re telling me Jameis Winston didn’t know when to stop? Shocked.

To be fair, it wan’t just Greg Schiano causing the rot - it was also his staph.

You don’t. Right wing conservative values are the most embedded in people who have a cognitive negativity bias. Negative stimuli (scary bad things) are more important in the minds of people who have this bias.

We can’t. It’s impossible.

Mr. Trump says that we can simply bomb them more. Since this seems more humane than treating them as humans who are the byproducts of a complicated and nuanced situation, I agree with him 110%. He also said that he won’t let any more of them in the country. I think that this strategy is also good because the biggest…

How do we communicate that message to the right wing of the country? The logical take does not sway them. They are so motivated by insecurity and fear that we can’t even help them.

Fear is the entire object of terrorism (it’s conveniently located right in the very word). Every time we overreact or change our ideals in the light of a terrorist act, we are complying with the wishes of the terrorist.

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

If you’re a Liverpool fan, I’d avoid watching this. Sturridge tears a hamstring right at the end and is gonna miss another 3-4 months.

Doesn’t this essentially mean that eggs are chicken periods?

except that’s not Chick-fil-A’s menu

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, it is ok. Both of you can equally be annoying as fuck at this point. No need to fight over it.

The Browns screwed themselves. Or as people of Cleveland call it “Sunday”.

The only trolling here is the implication that Cleveland must focus its gaze inward, as if the organization cannot have multiple gazes.

“Because Cleveland didn’t play flawlessly, they can’t blame the refs”

You might want to draw up divorce papers, first

The fall of Messi will be Taxing