I was wondering if Rom Romberts was moonlighting as a Japanese baseball analyst.

I can only assume you poached this joke from an old Chris Benoit “Dead Wrestler of the Week” thread.

“Glad I could help educate you!”

Those guys are all a different breed. Here’s Dan Kneen saving probably the scariest non-crash death wobble in the history of 2 wheel racing. He got all caddywhompus going over Rhencullen.

Reminds me of the TT a few years ago where both Guy and Cameron got bucked on the same bend going through Union Mills in the rain.

The answer is Toaster Strudels, double frosting packet.

This is is a big part of why roommates people suck.

So golf only applies to 2/3 of your assertion above (motor skills and repetition) so its not considered a sport? How do you even separate sport from game? By your definition, is track and field a sport? How about swimming? Prey tell us your categorization of full contact badminton.

Oh I know, i wasn’t differentiating ascending or descending. You should have seen it. People were just wantonly walking their own path expecting people to move aside when there was literally no move to remove because how spaced out people walking side by side. Utter ridiculousness.

I got your DDP yoga right here:

People were walking 3-4 abreast on the Emerald Pool trail when I went to Zion National Park this past March. I’m not douchey hiking guy (I do it to get away from the world, not to show the world where I go) but couldn’t let it go. Got on a ledge above the path and started preaching Paul Muad’dib style that everyone…

This perfectly describes a lot of the dumbass instagram “fitness models” #transformationtuesday posts. “Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! “

Please define athletic. Perfectly repeated muscle memory doesn’t count? Top 1% of top %1 hand eye coordination doesn’t count? It seems only being fast/strong are qualifications to being an athlete. By your logic, people who go to the gym a lot, or even crossfitters, are athletes and baseball players are not, which is…

You are a national treasure.

Not sure how NPC/Bikini fitness women are not on this list. They humblebrag more than crossfitters and they have the least amount of self-awareness of anyone on this list. They constantly tag #stayhumble - not sure they understand what humble means considering they take 43 gym selfies a day.

SHOTS FIRED

Its not a lifestyle. Its just their narcissism trying to convince themselves and other people that what they are doing is important.

Getting new friends could be a better alternative.

They all do it for likes on FB or IG. Literally every single person I know or met that does crossfit has mentioned it in casual conversation even if we weren’t talking about fitness or nutrition.