Eh. The “anti-clumping crap” is cornstarch. It will mess up a cheese sauce, but for topping a taco or a pizza it’s just fine. The ooky stuff to contemplate is the anti-mold agent they have to add to the product to extend its (refrigerated) shelf life.

This chart appears to be taking the total number of penalties for those 9 years, and not some average per game. I’m just assuming, because there is no context or methodology to the y-axis number. As a data scientist, this is a fucking clown chart.

Counter-Counterpoint: Hoosiers is neither a good nor bad sports movie. It’s an eminently forgettable one. I know I’ve seen it but I remember nothing from it, except Dennis Hopper learns to stop drinking through the power of shitty high school basketball.

Bland, pleasant inoffensiveness is worse than a bad movie.…

Counterpoint: Hoosiers is a bad sports movie.

No.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

Totally agreed.

I’ve not heard it explained better. I always thought it was Kimball who lost that race for JR.

Alonso: “How did that car overtake me? 300m behind me at the beginning of the straight...”

Why shouldn’t NK have nukes? Why are we all up in arms about it?

The 19-year-old returned to the game in the third period with a full shield, but couldn’t make it to overtime because his eye had swelled completely shut.

Or maybe you do. Rule 8.1 says play shall not be stopped until the injured player’s team has secured the puck.

noo, this is the best solution, riiiight here

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

When you’re that old, do you find yourself not liking things that you used to like; like your family, living, cotton candy, etc..

Fuck yeah!

The second amendment amirite?

I mean, why wouldn’t they just build it in the median between highway lanes? Here’s my proposed route.

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed