i went to catholic schools my entire life.  don’t go assuming that a minivan full of nuns is “innocent” and that they don’t have it coming.  

shout out to the Piaggio P180 for still being the fastest turboprop...and the best looking to boot.

i prefer the “Griswold Family Christmas Tree”: eggnog spiked with an unreasonable glug of Ardbeg Wee Beastie.  starts all eggy and nutmegy and cheerful, finishes like the kiss on the cheek you get from Aunt Gert after her 2nd pack of heaters for the day.  

“Surprisingly, he hopes to make a full recovery to get back on a motorcycle.”

Looks like he shoulda turned right instead of going straight.

a $175k per month pension in exchange for giving up a “career” to lie on your back and wiggle underneath the dude who did Waterword?

“some family issues came up”...

lol if i showing up at a store with mahomes credit card and be like “oh he in the car” they calling the cops and i’m getting shot all in the span of like 45 seconds.  

making good music sure isn’t his superpower. gotta have something i guess.

welcome back home lil buddy!  <teary eyed> we missed you!

brother in law blew an oil line in his ‘19 silverado towing a small camper up a pass out west and blew up his engine...GM’s quoting him at least 14 months to even get a a replacement engine in, plus an extra 2-3 months to get a spot in a nearby dealer bay to do the work.  absurd.

WE ARE!

the CR-Z was absolutely heartbreaking to drive for the first time. I had an old CRX in HS and college and was absolutely geeked to test the modern incarnation.  HP/Ton went from like 102 to 87 over 20 years.  I’m still bitter about it.

fuck off, jim.

lol wait this wasn’t even a high-bandwidth video broadcast...this was just audio?  something that we effectively figured out, oh, i dunno, like 15 years ago?  ffs.

why on earth would you want to invite a corporate CEO as a commencement speaker?  how uninspirational can you get?  and a fuckin lawyer at that?  i hope BU got a nice donation in exchange for ruining what should have been a special day for their grads.

Can we have a list of top int’l airports from someone who has ever stepped foot on a plane next time? sweet shit some of these are the absolute worst airports in the world - looking at you heathrow and de gaulle.  

god wait until he sees the upcharge for getting the very very front row seat.

Satellite radio is overlooked as a highly-reliable information network, albeit it suffers from lower adoption rate outside of motor vehicles.

I can’t wait to see the former DA and his assistants go to trial for obstruction of justice and conspiracy.  because that’s surely the next chapter to this story.  right?  right?