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i'm kinda sad that i'll never ever hear the "congratulations to ashley judd and her husband, dario franchitti, for winning the indianapolis 500" call from the PA announcer again...

a metric fuckload.

Honda S2000 AP2.

i think he's confused. calling what alfa did to that aussie engine "an italian engine" is akin to throwing birkenstocks on a fat mustachioed texan and calling him a german.

Looks like a fat, middle-aged '02 Impreza went and knocked up a barely-legal Honda Civic.

GO SPEED RACER GO!!!

Extreme camber for extreme lateral-g loads!!! HOONWAGON!!!!!

maybe, but its still HIGHLY relevant here. carry on.

The worst one is the one in front of me trying to maintain a constant speed through the south hills of pittsburgh.

'scuse me while i whip this out...

a face only an arrest warrant could love.

Philly might be worse than Newark - I used to have status with US Scareways, and I left all of my points behind just to not have to ever fly through that airport again. I'm sure its very nice and whatnot, but connecting through it is a nightmare and a half. Inbound flights are always delayed, yet somehow outbound

if anyone on this site is looking to hire a journalist, please hire the girl who wrote the Waffle House piece.

it's only a gunrack shy of being ready for showrooms across Ozland...

It ain't a tight car if it ain't a Type-R...

Picking a bigger or heavier vehicle purely to be safe is like wearing two condoms when you have sex with prostitutes if you want to avoid getting an STD when really: Just stop having sex with prostitutes.

calling it NSFW and then giving us absolutely zero option to NOT see it when scrolling down the page kinda defeats the purpose you asshole.

because who doesn't like free candy?

Passive aggressive: leaving a note on a driver's car windshield (bonus points for putting it in a ziplock bag so that foul weather may not interfere with the message to be conveyed.)