The power outage at Camden Yards that postponed a game was intentionally done in order to keep Cal Ripken’s streak alive after Cal refused to play the afternoon he accidentally walked in on Kevin Costner having sex with his wife.

That Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is a false flag designed to allow Hillary to coast into the White House.

No.

Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

My last book was All the Light We Cannot See, and it was damn good.

I can imagine him singing Daisy.

My roommate is a big fan of Breaking Bad, and hates Matthew Broderick’s acting (with Glory as an exception). I will have to tell him this, haha.