Drew Magary’s articles are all written by that thing on Stan Kronke’s head

Got to 26 last year, and I second whoever said use the library. With an online catalog you can get the books pulled before you get there

The hair is obviously sentient, everything underneath is a bag of old meat

My dad would leave me in the car while he went into the bar for a few (or many) and then come out a drive us home drunk, and no seatbelts.

All victims of sexual abuse deserve to be heard, unless it was done by Bill Clinton

No love for the Royals?

Pussy

Cincinnati, not surprising. Lots of people from germany moved there after WWII, i’m not saying nazis, but, Nazis.

That was Daniel Craig

Kylo’s twin

I read the book, cried like a baby

That’s just the population of Kansas City, Missouri. KC stradles the staye line of MO and KS, there is also Kansas City, KS. 2.5 million live in metro area

Shocker! Who wants to bet that October will be the hottest October on ‘record’

It’s a conspiracy, man, clinton, patriots, 9-11, grassy knoll, the dinosaurs, Affleck us Batman!?!?

Who fucking argues the strike zone when you’re up 6, a giant fucking douche, that’s who.

Cardinal fans are exponentially bigger douche bags than royals fans, bigger dbags than anyone really.