Why are kids always so excited about reciting the entire plots of books or movies to you? It’s such a strange commonality.

‘Did someone say horse and snowball in the same sentence?’

-Roy Moore, probably

lol, isn’t Toronto one of the most diverse cities on the planet?

‘DECK THE BALLS!’

*punches wolf in wolf-scrotum*

*cue wolf’s face in exquisite pain while comical slide trombone plays*

Oh man, when I first started reading this review I immediately thought, ‘this is waiting for your car at the mechanic in the afternoon stuff if ever i’ve heard of it’

that asterisk disclaimer really sold it for me.

If this movie has a flying bus, I’m fucking sold.

To anyone questioning whether Rogen can handle drama...try Observe & Report. So underrated.

I love(d) PSH but he fits even less than Roger, to be honest.

The 1950s called, they want their obsolete and strange grooming standards back.

did the show really show their work on that, though? at any point?

kinda like how it’s never the ‘right time’ to address gun violence, eh? let’s keep those divisions preserved instead of have an ounce of solidarity across genders, heaven forbid.

People don’t view other people as individuals anymore. They are their classification alone. ALL MEN ARE _____. ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE ______. And no one sees the inherent hypocrisy in this. People want payback, pure and simple. They want to punish ALL of a group for the crimes of SOME. it’s a child’s response but we’re…

....and we all know that if something is rare, it’s automatically less serious.

*heavy sarcasm implied*

...once we’re pretty sure a crime has been committed.

oh wait...what? that’s right, we take everyone at their word now, often with no other evidence. that’s great for society and all. wonderful.

Spacey’s and Singer’s victims were men and have spoken out. Men like Terry Crews have spoken out. I know we’re supposed to take their pain and abuse less seriously because they’re the Bad Gender and all, but it isn’t JUST women speaking out against this sort of thing and women aren’t the only victims.

“Brief though they may be, these moments subtly present the local women as eager participants who can’t wait to lure these foreign men into bed. Yet that entirely ignores the actual gender, race, and power dynamics that were at play during an era before consent was an understood concept and in which the British…

Yeah, I can’t look at Alanna Masterson anymore.

‘Oh look it’s cute comic relief Tara YOUR BROTHER IS A RAPIST CULT LOONBALL FUCKASS awww adorable’

and we’re supposed to believe that Korl would risk the safety of loved ones and friends by just assuming he’s one of those rare cases Jenner mentioned that take a really long time to turn?

Most people turn within minutes, it seems like.

ALSO, weird side note: were there ANY zombies in this episode? Is this the first TWD…

they want their cake and to eat it, too. they want a ‘big death’ cliffhanger moment, but they wanna be able to bring Korl back, too. because they suck. they have no convictions anymore.