“ Well, steeplechase is one event in track and field, which is pretty much THE Olympic sport, so yeah, steeplechase is in the Olympics as part of the showcase sport of the Olympics. “

I’d rather be forced to have sex with Kim Davis (the fat hag who refuses to give gays a marriage license) while simultaneously shoving a Bible up my asshole than be forced to be a Bama fan.

There are what seems like dozens of track and field races. You have short distance, long distance, medium distance, jumping hurdles or sprinting. But we need one where guys jump into water and no one cares about it?

There is little demand for a lot of summer olympic events in friggin Greece. So what if it brings a bunch of people. A bunch of people play it. The steeplechase is always won by a Kenyan and nobody gives a shit about it.

THE Olympic sport? It originated in Ireland and is one of several original track and field races out of what seems like dozens of races, and it’s been dominated by Kenyans for a few decades. Pardon me while I barf on your comment. It confuses me because nobody gives a flying fuck about the steeplechase. It’s not a…

We can’t get softball as an event, but the steeplechase is somehow still a thing?

Or they might not

Over Taylor Decker? Hardly.

He’s crying because he realized he’s still a douchebag singing songs for 8 year old girls and people are celebrating that.

Since when is it weird to get naked during weddings?

In 1957, Woody Hayes got Ohio State in trouble because he helped out some really poor players, mostly black players, because they were dirt poor and they weren’t allowed to work for money. This was 50 years ago....and here we are still.

They just keep making it easier and easier for these kids to sue the NCAA and become actual paid employees.

Those flashes were sparks coming from Rose’s knees

Can’t be deducted for any reason unless it’s a written pay structure that you signed off on, and it’s usually a commission deduction. Even if you’re salary-exempt, you can’t have your paycheck deducted for not showing up for work, just like you don’t get paid overtime when you work more. Cashiers illegally are…

You know, one guy killed two people because he thought they were racist towards him and another tried to kill himself partially because black people treated him terribly.

Rough day today for black people.

“Do I look like I go up people’s asses? “

But they won’t beat Minnesota

Please, for the love of God, make one of these email addresses be Chris Berman’s.

And half of America believes a snake tricked a woman made from a rib into eating a fruit metaphor. How is that going, Curt?