Booze and meds made me say things that I wouldn’t normally say because I am good at hiding my dickish personality when I’m sober.

There are so much better music out there to listen to and none of it gets a fraction of the attention Kanye gets. He’s popular because he’s a babbling, self-loving buffoon, who married another babbling self-loving buffoon that’s just as popular for whatever reason. Jezebel wants clicks, that’s why he is sucked off so…

They couldn’t resist such a huge talent

Who do you have to punch around here to get a decent schedule?

I have never imagined so much sucking of musical dick than Gawker media does with Kanye. For a guy that plays no instruments and put out the most overrated pile of horseshit I’ve ever heard (last album), he sure does get treated like royalty here.

The other day I drove in a Volkwagen GTI R32. Holy shitballs was that thing fun.

Was he shipped out or not? Did the Jays think he really wasn’t the player they needed or not? Does he earn all of that enormous salary or not? Your response is moronic.

“That’s not the kind of player I feel like I am.”

AJ Hawk is popular because he grew up about 45 minutes north of Bengals stadium and he’s a Buckeye. Any idiot can figure that one out.

Apparently, God doesn’t like you very much

That’s the worst display of team sports at the professional level I’ve ever seen.

It’s Megatron’s dildo

How in the world is #5 in red a professional soccer player?

I’d rather buy a box of horseshit than a Yugo GV. At least I could use the horseshit to grow plants with.

JR choked in the finals. The Cavs may as well have had Dellavedova’s dad out there.

Griffin can’t catch a break.....

Mark Richt chokes harder than a Malaysian hooker high on cocaine. That schedule sucks worse than a Malaysian hooker on valium.

Even the rabbit thinks turning left all the time is stupid

Rollins and Utley together again. They’ll rule the National League.

This is what happens when a Jack Russell fucks a hyena.