This movie looks very red

I like to think that if the Founders could have envisioned one person having the equivalent or better arsenal of an entire army (of their time) the wording of that amendment might have been a little more obvious. It’s maddening to know that the current keepers of that document are well aware of that fact and couldn’t…

Common sense would say that buying 33 rifles and other firearms in less than a year is a slightly large red flag. Too bad our government could give a shit.

...33 rifles and other firearms the shooter was legally able to purchase over the course of just 11 months.

misread your last sentence as “just b/c they’re nuns” & thought i missed an episode.

Ahaha, incidentally, one of my coworkers today said I should have gone into comedy.

The first season of AHS featured a dog being microwave. That’s what’s being referenced in the review’s title.

The first season of AHS featured a dog being microwave. That’s what’s being referenced in the review’s title.

Oh hell. I just realized Sarah Paulson’s character is named ally.

Oh no, that was definitely rose. I know what you mean though. I LOVED kale before anybody heard of it, and now it is like in any imaginable recipe, you cannot make anything without kale it seems, so I feel that when I pick/buy kale, somebody will always roll their eyes in their head - oh yeah, another “kale” person...…

I don’t know if this is because I noticed James Wong wrote it, but I really enjoyed this episode. The chemical truck with its creepy neon green lights/gas was an interesting and weird thing, as were the sprayers wearing MASKS INSIDE MASKS! Boy, their faces must get really sweaty.

Totally with you on that! And another thing I forgot to mention, when Ally pulls a wine glass off the rack and opens the wine cabinet - what wine does she pull outta there??? freaking rose!!! such a perfect touch, I do not know what it is about this current rose craze right now, but it must be made fun of, and they…

“Everything is somebody else’s fault from now on. Do you understand? You wanna be somebody? You wanna matter? Then you make the world wrong.” 

<i>“The blue-haired cult leader doesn’t seem to be saying much about Trump or his voters.”</i> During the pinky session with the blonde he tells her to “stop saying you’re sorry, it’s everyone else’s fault.” If that’s not Trump dogma, I don’t know what is.

“I came to get my dick sucked, so who’s first?”

well, I would agree that it is leaning a lot more in the “liberal snowflake” parody direction, but -

This is probably one of the reasons I liked Asylum so much, because there were clear protagonists worth rooting for.

Ensmartens is a perfectly cromulent word.

I know, since it’s post-Kinja A.V. Club, we should be glad the writer didn’t invent the phrase “ensmartens itself.”

The crowd dispersal scene made it randomly occur to me - what if Kai is one of (Asylum) Kit Walker’s star child descendants, complete with weird psychic powers? Maybe the blue hair is a hint to his status as a twisted “indigo child.” It would fit into the fear of (illegal) aliens theme, too.