I miss Orbitz. Not because it was actually good, mind you. I was disappointed that the Clearly Canadian revival didn’t lead to an Orbitz revival.

What is the purpose of asparagus water? Is it the delightful taste, the aromatic pee, or the diuretic effects? All of the above?

Jaeger.

I don’t know if he was thinking with his dick, but he was certainly using it for <i>something.</i>

Maybe the dragon just accelerated his plans. Like the previous plan was for the army of the dead to slowly pick away at the walls with their fingers.

Aren’t we all just going through life, ungreying one another for a short while, but never permanently?

Yeah. The guy who would casually fling a child out of a window because said child witnessed him fucking his sister, is now a noble crusader who follows his conscience...

I presume the theory is that the Night King has a sort of three-eyed raven of his own. Or at least someone who can see the future. So it’s not so much tactical genius as an unfair advantage (since Bran is so fucking useless). “Ah yes...my brother is committing incest, as we speak.. Someone should tell him...”

I think they were subverting that trope. Nate thought she was a “brilliant-but-damaged dream girl”, but he (like the audience) eventually realized she was as fucked up as he was. I liked Brenda despite her huge flaws. She felt like a real person with a real screwed up childhood. Nate was equally unlikeable in his own…

People have accepted the idea that Game of Thrones is Good Television and aren't really watching for all the signs of decline you just mentioned. The dialogue this season has been dreadful, stilted, and modern sounding. The timing makes no sense, and I feel like things are being shuffled along in the least satisfying…

I'm not enjoying this season's awkward modern dialogue and fast pacing. Some storylines move forward at warp speed (Jon got from the North to Dany in how long?) Others move along at regular speed, like Sam curing Ser Jorah's skin condition. And major developments that would have taken a whole season are happening very…

Lynch even says, "We saw men, in the back of this place" or something at one point. The similarity must be intentional.

It can only be Sunnydale, CA.

This week in implausible reactions, it was pretty amazing how forgiving the Briggs were of their daughter flinging her mom off the hood of her car.

Why do the networks even try anymore? There's so much good cable TV that it's impossible to even keep up with it all. Then you have NBC over here, squeezing out some horrific mess like this. It's like they want to be put out of their misery.

The show has weird tonal shifts which is why I think so many people are turned off by it. One minute it's over the top camp, the next minute it's genuinely disturbing.

It's good campy fun. It was never a "good" show, nor is it trying to be.

The comically exaggerated hate for Lena Dunham is so absurd that there's really no other explanation.

I agree, there's definitely..something going on there.

After the last couple weeks, I think everyone was clamoring for a Dougie-heavy episode. The heart wants what the heart wants!