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The censors ban *BONG*

If only they had let that innocent logging company wipe out those savage cannibals in the name of progress!

You think, you think you better *hic* better than me?

The first time I heard of Cannibal Holocaust was on a Yu Gi Oh Abridged video, where the villains are all hanging out, and it picks up mid-conversation - "What a coincidence! Cannibal Holocaust is my favorite movie too!"

"Being all gay and shit"

Where the hell do they have blood soaked anime pin up girls on the subway?!

I was hoping for a multi-decade look at the life of Bugs, from adolescence, adulthood and old age in New England. You know, Wabbit Wun.

After the Koch;s flushed $900 million on his shitty campaign down the toilet. Womp womp!

Look at all those huge eyes up there. Ariana Grande is the closest an actual human has come to looking like an anime character.

Hey, maybe Ryan Murphy went back in time and had Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein. Maybe he he convince Edgar Allen Poe to write The Premature Burial (where the panicking narrator wasn't in a coffin at all, just a berth on a ship, and he warns the reader against indulging in lurid horror stories), we don't know.

The-bu-duh-the-bu-duh-the-bu-du that's all folks!!!

Terrible. Every episode of Glee was terrible.

Is that part of the Electro Woman and Dyna Girl shared universe?

And his specific role on the Justice League is to get ripped apart to show that the bad guy is a threat, because he can be repaired at the end. Same deal with Vision in the Avengers.

And that's why critics praised Karl Urban in Dredd - you never see his face once in that (rockin' badass) movie.

Apocalypse and Archangel both have such bizarre designs. I mean, I can't begrudge Louise Simonson for having a unique style, but still…

Ma Hunkel looks pissed.

Wow, this movie did unexpectedly great box office in Iran!

Take that, Justice!

That's why they need to make a new Trek tv series. Just imagine a serialized, high budget Star Trek tv series that could capitalize on how tv has evolved over the past 15 years and one that finally lives up to the bar DS9 set.