[Calvin Johnson nodding and taking notes.]

I mean sincerely when I tell you: That was a cool story bro.

This is going to be a dumb storyline and I presume that by this anonymous comment on some blog on the Internet I can kill it right here and now: Harvey was pitching out of his mind. It was perfectly reasonable to let him go out for the ninth. This is not on Collins. It’s not on Familia. And it’s not on Murph. Well,…

“You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.”

Go for a high five.

You started out saying “One more confirmation...” So a post that you admittedly agree with is an example of Ley being a dick? That would also make you a dick, by agreeing with the dickish thesis, yes?

Call it gambling, legalize gambling, and regulate it.

is that you cristiano

Except that the ball only has to cross the plane of the end zone to count as a touchdown, unlike every other spot on the field. Plays end once the plane of the end zone is reached. He had possession of the ball at the point he crossed the plane, so whether he ends with it after rolling on the ground — simply because a…

(e) If, in the judgment of the umpire, a base runner willfully and deliberately interferes with a batted ball or a fielder in the act of fielding a batted ball with the obvious intent to break up a double play, the ball is dead. The umpire shall call the runner out for interference and also call out the batter-runner…

This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

The last thing running through his head was probably a concrete floor.

We were a few sections over and watched them do cpr for 10 minutes. I immediately said, great A-rod just killed a guy. Almost simultaneously my wife slapped me for being insensitive.

the kid in the blue...innocence lost....

This is also known as the Kobe Bryant "Thanks for all you did, here's a dumpster full of cash to just stick around and retire with the same organization you've been with your whole career, because people still pay just to see you in uniform" contract.

It’s not that confusing. A team wins a Super Bowl. A QB is a part of the team. A QB is not the whole team. How this equation is confusing for fans and commentators alike is beyond me.