Have pussy, can confirm.

I’m still dying to know who that is in the front left. Man, he needs a punching.

I don’t think this post is helping your point.

“Memorial Day is not really ambiguous. Memorial = someone or some people died.”

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

That’s a Nate-meg.

I once stood at a urinal next to Will Perdue. It was like the Muggsy Bogues episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Whatever it means, I’m pretty sure I - a white guy - should never use it.

A good time for my favorite Sopranos vignette that seems to come up at every offsite work event/conference/global meeting/etc. The “overlaugh”:

Try chewing the grape.

Anyway, that means he alone is in charge of composing tweets, holding rallies, opening up golf courses, pissing on hookers,

Thanks Joe! Exactly right.

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

True, but goddamn if I kept getting asked the same fucking question over and over for months by unoriginal, idiot sports reporters I’d be doing the same shit Westbrook is.

The one on the right

You say that.....and yet they don’t. And they don’t have to. Hmmmmmm.

He’s calling you a dum-dum, or at least, with 90% certainty that you’re a dum-dum.

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

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