If you think getting his Cavs championship ring Friday satiated him, you are wrong. Mozgov is still hungry.

As in, “I’ve got a great deal on a corner lot American Colonial you should check out”?

My favorite part was when he paused right in front of the camera. He was absolutely thinking “I need to work out more.”

Yes, but will he allow fighting in the war room?

You OK buddy? Just breathe.

I don’t know. If that WWF wannabe Bills fan lost that leg, we might have a shot.

Funny how the universe works. I distinctly remember that game causing me to more seriously follow the entire league, instead of just the browns.

Let us not forget James, or as the uninformed call him, Flipper.

I love it. Rams/Seahawks will likely be over quickly this week. I wouldn’t miss a minute if this was the entire second half.

To me, the whole thing read like a longer, unfunny version of the instructions to Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Yeah, but he’s been there since 2008.

Also, Simmons was a heavy footnoter while on Page 2. Mentioning this to Drew may have him drop the practice by next week.

Hmm, pretty sure OP won’t be missing the ham.

What are you talking about? Everybody loves the Cleve.

Yeah yeah, a foot long.

Mmmhmm, bitter Wolverine. Delicious.

If you truly only opened the fridge and all off that fell out, the hosts deserve both kudos and blame. Kudos for stocking the fridge that tightly full of beer, and blame for poor organization. Your conscious should be clear.

Your username describes me each time a new QB is about to be added to that list.

What was the name of the QB between Quinn and Derek Anderson ? Toby? Toby Wong? Toby. . . Fuck we started Ken Dorsey for 3 games.

It doesn’t RUIN the movie, but it is definitely distracting. Not making excuses for the kid, but according to IMDb that was his first credited role.