Stay tuned, buddy.

I love the hell out of this. People get too wound up thinking their day to day is boring, and that there is nothing significant about all of the little things that add up in our lives.

Every season a new professor..

In that case, I’m curious as to how bad the ripoff is if you were to take, oh, I dunno, a 1st run copy of Final Fantasy Tactics in for a trade. Do you think you could parley a whole skylanders figure out of it?

Actually, let’s do it. Send me an e-mail stephentotilo at kotaku dot com. We’ll see how boring you are.

You could profile me, but I am also a wanker and I have zero following online. I’m also very boring. I do play nothing but Destiny and I don’t stream.

Maybe don’t profile me.

Nah. If he’s involved in something interesting, we’re posting. Here we’ve got a playful way to look at the general pointlessness of pre-ordering video games. It only works because of the scale of his success.

“He didn’t get all of it!”

Not to mention that if you were watching Raw or SmackDown Live...and somebody on the outside ran towards the ring, kicked a ladder into the ring and took out a ref...you’d mark out.

We’d ALL mark out.

“TWO K SEVEN-TEEN!” clap-clap-clapclapclap

The best is when you’re unknowingly doing commentary in your head and you try to cover up the botch just like they would on TV

They had explicit instructions. Suicide Squad version in particular.

(He’ll be ten next month, so there’s that.)

“We need a tank”

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

It looks like he fought...

Please eat the Brisket, turkey and pork belly sandwich. It’s for science.

Correct. I remember because it was also the day my cousin got married, and I had a very important decision to make. I chose Skyrim.

Skyrim was originally released on 11-11-11... I think.