But... I thought Trump was gonna make America great again. Take us back to the time when Pot Junkies get harsh prison sentences and we don’t ruin A Good Kid’s life over something little he did when we was young and stupid.

wtf is with their tiny little tight tie knots?

Pretty much Guardians of the Galaxy

The Amazon listing doesn’t mention this but when I looked up that Dell laptop model it appears to be a 1080p touchscreen, too. I ordered one anyway but that will make it an even better deal.

The Amazon listing doesn’t mention this but when I looked up that Dell laptop model it appears to be a 1080p…

Whatever talent or relevance Maher might have had at some point is clearly extinguished. Colbert makes funnier and more intelligent points every day of the goddamned week. Hell even Kimmel is more cutting edge than Maher. He’s truly devolved into hack territory. And beyond that, on a personal level, he’s obviously a…

Good. Can they try Paterno in absentia and convict his wretched corpse, too?

I haven’t been to Wildwood since I became an adult who can make his own decisions about where to spend precious free time.

About as many as there are t-shirt stores themselves.

It’s abusive, plain and simple. Poor people and dumb people are their customers and the GOP has put a lot of work into brand loyalty. They’re no worse than Planet Fitness charging 300lbs sad people $15 a month for infinity. It’s all about selling an easy fix for a better future. The Republicans have sold their base on…

A bit off topic but something that keeps bugging me-

Every goddamn time I try to look at CNN.com I see this bozo’s name. They fucking love him.

Good lord. That was the first election I could vote in. I was so excited to be a part of getting Bush out of the White House. Dean was charismatic and brash and spoke intelligently. I really thought he could get that shit done. And people dropped him over a fucking “wahooo!” And for John fucking Kerry! After they lost…

Ted Cruz is like the substitute teacher who comes in expecting everybody to think he’s the coolest teacher they’ve ever met, but even the kindergarteners can immediately tell he’s a spineless loser-weasel and walk all over him all day and all of the other teachers in the building openly disrespect him.

For me it was perfect. I was still young enough I could get drunk 5 nights a week watching baseball. Even if they get good again it won’t be the same. My interest in sports is middling at best these days.

lol yes, classic Jimmy.

We’ve got two injured future superstars on the Sixers! As long as they never play they’re theoretically the greatest 1-2 punch in NBA history.

Every time I try to watch the Phillies now I go through this exercise.

No but Joe Blanton still pitches! He’s a relief pitcher for uh, the Nationals, I think? I dunno I saw him pitch against the Phillies a couple weeks ago.

Hm well let’s see...

Made it about 1 minute in and couldn’t stand that voice any more. What an offensively off-putting human being.