what the fuck is this comment? 

Gay dads everywhere loved that TGIF lineup: Family Matters, Step By Step, Home Improvement - spec-fucking-tacular programming that put family values above all (except for that black show)!

Former Simpsons veterans? So they are no longer Simpsons veterans?

I don’t think so, Tim

You can if you wanna, I’m not gonna.

Home Improvement was still a great show for its time, idgaf what anyone says

Nah, let’s not.

A. She was ditched by Spotify. Not the other way around.

This reads like it was written by a 9th grader.

“Because I’m a lawyer and I can think of multiple situations in which people don’t “gain legal status as adults”

I’m objectively not though. 

Usually when someone uses quotation marks it’s to point out something someone actually said.

“For context though my own child turns 18 in two days and we were recently mistaken for a couple, because she could pass for 26 and I can apparently pass for 29.”

I was a congressional staffer for 7 years and now I work as a film/tv producer in LA.

I believe that you believe that. 

You mean doing literally the exact same thing you do?

Imagine being an adult who says “I know you are but what am I” and walks away with a feeling of satisfaction, thinking “I really killed it back there”.

Nah.

Please go into detail about how this is “sending me off the deep end”. 

As opposed to the Disney corporation?