Duke of Kent
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10/21/19
6:14 PM
13

I think he may have meant that its a dumbass bar in the sense that it is its name. Not that the bar is a dumbass, just a bar to protect the bridge from dumbasses. At least that’s how I read it.

10/20/19
6:15 PM
3

I would’ve sworn that the bloodshot eyeball livery which the Qantas jet is sporting at the top of the post was truth in advertising... Letting you know how you’ll feel once you escape your day-long ordeal from being trapped in that aluminum tube.

10/20/19
5:45 PM
25

I’d rather that that flight than the usual fly for 10 hours, have a 4 hour layover with shitty food and nothing to do, then fly another 10 hours. Read more

10/20/19
3:04 PM
78

A diving destination where the draw is junked cars at the bottom of a flooded quarry is the Alabama-est thing ever.

10/20/19
2:12 PM
2

On my phone I look at Facebook with the web browser instead of the app, and have it bookmarked as https://m.facebook.com/?sk=h_chr. (I still have the app set up so I can share from other apps, but I have notifications disabled. I look when I want to look.)
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10/19/19
7:59 PM
9

Yeah, he was clearly miffed at the killjoy nature of the penalty for something that’s clearly too much fun to be allowed in college football.
The rules expert kept saying, “if the intent is to deceive the other team by camoflaging their player . . . “
So, you’re not allowed to deceive the opponent in football. So those Read more

10/19/19
7:22 PM
8

I call my work strategy "Deadspin on the toilet," its similar to yours but now my coworkers all think im gross for hanging out in the bathroom. 

10/19/19
7:21 PM
5

The further and wider I go, the flatter I become, like a starfish.

10/19/19
1:28 PM
6

There’s really no training involved. It becomes automatic within the first hour to the point that switching to a regular ICE car requires a readjustment for the first couple of stops.

10/19/19
12:32 AM
56

I totally, definitely, 200 percent wasn’t being sarcastic when I called it weird. Nope. I’m never sarcastic. Never have been, in my entire life. Not once!

10/18/19
12:24 PM
30

Yes the whole “pivot to video” thing was based on maliciously faked data, but it also brought us Dom wielding that stupid fucking chopstick so I say it was worth it.