It’s deli meat. If it’s ordinary ham/salami/turkey coming from the plant then slicing at the counter does nothing except look good. This is just foolishness on Subway’s part.

No it’s really more like the quality of the meat was fine before, slicing it in the store wasn’t going to magically make it even better.

WTF is “fluffy meat”‽

I work at shoprite, don’t make much more than minimum wage - and I can tell you at least in my store, on my shift those slicers are cleaned so well I’d happily serve my own grandmother anything off them. Not all of us are lazy and incompetent - in fact most of the people I work with bust their rears every shift.

I remember seeing Fluffy Meat open for the Ramones at CBGB back in ‘82...

Yeah the meat really isn’t any different than before.  It seemed like a silly idea to begin with.

When we test a fast car on public roads we have to walk a fine line. We have to see what these cars can do, but aren't supposed to drive dangerously or flagrantly break the law. If we do, we're on the hook for the ticket or the arrest. And I was having a little too much fun in this ZL1.

Per year, more people die from speeding related vehicle incidents than drunk driving related incidents. So, logically, if we consider operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated to be 'driving with the intent to kill', then speeding falls in the same category, but worse.

Judges used to have a sense of humor about drunk driving. As a Paramedic, in rural Virginia. I have little sympathy for your miserable three days of incarceration. Your attitude of "I was only speeding on a rural road" is just wrong. I have lost count of the number of mangled and charred bodies I have pulled out of…

The trooper pulled me over and said he had me on radar doing 93 mph in a 55 mph zone. I figured it would be a nasty ticket. It wasn't, because I got nailed in Virginia, a state where the police and the courts take speeding more seriously than possibly anywhere else in America. A fun day in a very powerful car just got…

So... let me get this straight. You were warned repeatedly by numerous people, including a senior editor and Chevrolet themselves that you are in Virginia and you must NOT speed and yet you fucking went ahead and did it anyway??

Hahahaha - SUCK $HIT! You deserved being thrown in the slammer for being a dumbass.. with…

One thing that really drove me nuts is that all everyone talks about in jail is why they're in there, how much time they have left, how their lawyer or a judge screwed them over, how they got framed by their friend, how the bitch lied to the cops and set him up. Their stories got old pretty quickly.

All these people who won't go to VA because somebody went to jail for 3 days for going 38 miles an hour over the limit. On a public road. In a car that will kill you. Fuck you guys then, stay the hell out.

Don't speed - ever.

Do you not realize how huge of a self-centered dick you sound throughout this entire article? Yes, reckless driving is a Class 1 Misdemeanor because if you hit someone going 80, you will kill them. If you hit a deer while going 80, it will probably kill you. Yes, yes, I'm sure it was all perfectly safe and no one…

"After this I feel bad for anyone who has had to experience jail, regardless of what they did."

Sorry but ... 93 in a 55 rural or not, is criminally dangerous and you need to be taught a lesson.

Other Class One misdemeanors in Virginia include animal cruelty, sexual battery, and aiming a firearm at someone. This is how the state regards people who drive over 80 mph.

I don't say this because I looked down on anyone I met inside. Quite the opposite. After this I feel bad for anyone who has had to experience jail, regardless of what they did. Then again, jail is supposed to suck and there are a plenty of people who deserve to be in there. That's the entire point.

This will probably get lost here, but let me be one to say that traffic accidents kill people. And driving 35 MPH OVER the speed limit deserves jail time because it's serious.