Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

Still a young guy, but the tools are there, that deep ball was unreal. Remember when NFL dummies thought he should switch to WR?

“...the most consistently terrible rivalry game in college football.”

The frats will all just make the pledges do it.

Counterpoint: It’s a preseason game so you got guys trying to make the cut in order to make a paycheck and have their backs up against the wall. Don’t know if that was the case regarding the player who hit Beckham like that, but anyway, preseason=desperation. The majority of the fault lies with the asshole coach who…

I haven’t been this disappointed in a horse since Secretariat

They already tried that at Santa Anita.

Menlo College? I remember that place for two reasons, 1) I’m pretty sure a friend played a volleyball game there in high school (nice campus) 2) it was right before the Blockbuster on El Camino that my old girlfriend used to steal from. I never knew they were a football school.

I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

It’s less about their Winning Percentage within the division, and more on the other teams in the division failing to compete throughout a season with them. The Jets are the only team that ever challenges for the East crown, and that’s only every 5 years or so.

They play in a division with 3 incompetently-run franchises. They feast every fucking year.

Says the guy who had one of the most complicated bank robberies of all time orchestrated at the start of the same movie.

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Certainly not football. No sir. It was his lack of a father growing up (no need to fact check this!), obviously.

Erratic behavior, change in personality, impaired judgment, impulse control problems, aggression. I wonder what could have caused all this?

Man, the NFL players really should have a union.

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

What a productive two days you’ve had.