Is the cherry pie actually famous

Reggie White was a POS, so headhunting in NO was OK. Got it.

Do people find this sort of thing inspiring? Just rest and recover you fucking lunatic, you are not that indispensable, nor is telling a bunch of guys chasing a ball around what to do worth it.

This. Exactly this. There are definitely some insufferable Soccer Explainers who appear in the comments, but the biggest reason Billy gets those comments is Billy. If it’s not about Messi, it’s about MLS being garbage and worthless and a pyramid scheme as though only he knows this and everyone else is touting it as…

Heroic NCAA Protects Student From Football

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

One of those kids is probably his.

I do enjoy the complaint about run-on sentences within a 96-word, full paragraph of a sentence.

Billy is Deadspin’s Colin Cowherd please don’t @ me

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

Me before the game started, ready to parry with some late nite action from the Aloha Bowl:

Get this feel goody shit out of here man. WE CAME TO HATE.

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

I love how upset Austin gets over a phrase that’s put on record store and a cool downtown venue.  Nothing says keeping it “weird” like getting super-aggressive about some sort of artificial trademark.

Seattleites regularly commute down to Portland for the weekend to indulge in the quirky weirdness they themselves displaced from their own city.

It’s been my contention in recent years that any functional-to-affluent American metropolis has generally the same level of “good” food, beer, and coffee these days. Sure, the NYCs and Chicagos and LAs might have a couple outlier restaurants that couldn’t survive anywhere else (and maybe Texas has some lax zoning and…

I’ve lived here 20 years and I’m fucked if I know what food he’s talking about. There’s only so much you can do with salmon.

I will in no way concede the beer. I’d put them behind San Diego, Chicago, Denver and Portland.