Should've been you, Ben.

Toby Huss is a goddamn national treasure. I love Goggins, Goodman, and McBride also, but they have all had some kind of career “pop” or mainstream success that Huss has never seemed to get. At least other funny people recognize how awesome he is and keep him working in small roles constantly.

The services feel real, if a touch cartoonish.

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

*Googles “distance from St Louis to Ferguson”*

Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

My guess is Barstool fans have a pretty nuanced take on union advocates in sports. I’m guessing they think of Andy Messersmith as being a team-first, scrappy and hustling labor man as opposed to Curt Flood and his athletic, showboating, individualistic take on worker’s rights. 

The best bosses allow people to . . . keep their own money?

I think he’s got a few pictures still around in the country.

AMELIA EARHARDT???  What kind of nonsense is that?

A “shelled” pistachio means it has the shell removed. In yet another inexplicable quirk of the English language, to “shell”, verb, means to remove the shell from a nut, seed or pod. So perhaps his girlfriend assumed the shell had already been removed if he was referring to them as “shelled pistachio”?

Apart from Muhammad, who’s already been mentioned a few times in the comments, Politics seems like a pretty big gap. Mao is known by at least a billion people. But I’d bet religious figures would fill the entire top 5: Jesus, Muhammad, Abraham, Moses, and David. Maybe swap in Buddha?

There are nearly as many followers of Islam as there are Christians. If you’re putting Jesus and The Pope on this list, obviously Muhammad — praise and blessings be upon his name — ought to be as well, no?

Just go with it.

I know a lot of people are going to be making jokes about this Werder’s physical appearance, and I just want to point out that it’s not okay to body-shame. This is true even of demographics not usually subject to body-shaming, because, if we’re being honest with ourselves, nobody likes a hypocrite. And maybe the world…

Of course Cashman supports law enforcement. Ever notice all those thin blue lines on Yankee jerseys?

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

“And have you seen Billy Beane’s haircut? It’s absurd.”