It’s a lock that this story is going to get weirder before it gets normaler. 

Pretty sure those small town diners only exist to give tv news reports a place to ask dipshit octogenarians why they voted for trump.

How’d you get the beer out of your camo bruins jersey after game 5?

Or, more apt to this situation, all of USA Gymnastics. And Figure Skating. And Swimming. And, and, and...

And here I was thinking that this particular rape case featuring a global sports superstar would be straightforward

Leone is an excellent choice, but man does he have a lot of company: De Sica, Visconti, Rossellini, Antonioni, Fellini, Bertolucci, Pasolini. Between Italian realism and the Italian New Wave alone you have a host of ringers. 

Really glad to see these being done as I was actually just wondering about it. While I’m not rooting for France in these games, I have to admit that there is a certain sympathy towards them after their magnificent stumbles in past tournaments. I also didn’t realize how much the team has changed, although I don’t if I…

If they win then France will be World Champions in both the men’s and women’s game.

This was a really dope article, thank you. Eid Mubarak!

Either you don’t know what overrated means or you’re only aware of exactly two 90's bands.

More like Bob racked up more horse racing debt. 

anyone attempting to extort our business by holding our property illegally

truly horrific; I feel worse for knowing such a thing. thank you.

how does a comedian I've never heard of afford 30k a month in rent wtf

Um, you absolutely get to pull your goalie for an extra attacker on a delayed penalty

Shut the fuck up. 

I believe it could be against the law not to provide free water, but I’d have to check on that.

Imaginarium of Doctor Parnasus has a lifetime gross of $7.6 million. Tyler Perry’s lowest grossing movie Boo 2! A Madea Halloween has a lifetime gross of $47.3 million. 

As idiosyncratic as his visions are, Spike’s surely cost less than Gilliam’s. But the main difference, I think, is that, as far as I’ve ever heard, Spike’s runs a professional set, and he’s an astute businessman. Those are two things That seem to elude Gilliam.