Why does this all feel like a late ‘80s/early ‘90s teen comedy about a tight-knit group of outsidery friends that face a dilemma when one member of the group gets invited to hang out with/date the cool kids and ditches his old dorky buddies, only to realize life being popular isn’t what it was made out to be, and…

Just trade him to the EPA for that phone booth and be done with it. 

Penultimate paragraph (and every human who isn’t an ARG stan): Argentina were trash.

Man so a witness who vouched for Winston during the rape case apparently lied his ass off to protect Jameis in the face of a sexual assault investigation.  I mean obviously these two things are unrelated 

They should close Baylor permanently and I’m only being mildly hyperbolic 

It’s that along with the fact that he’s male and the victim is female. American courts don’t give a shit about women or girls being victimized. The courts don’t believe women and girls. White men, on the other hand, get almost infinite chances for redemption. You can practically set your watch to these redemption…

I hate to think of it this way, but part of me must, particularly in light of the Tunsil example:

“Her life is forever ruined because of his actions.”

He pled guilty to molesting her while she was 6 as part of a plea bargain to not be charged with molesting her when she was 4. It went on for 2 years. Her life is forever ruined because of his actions. Good for him, he can throw a fucking baseball, but don’t pretend like there’s some injustice happening here. 2 YEARS…

Remember when this used to be enough to sink a political career?

i don’t know much about soccer, but ‘he Higuain’d it’ sounds like ‘he Britta’d it’.

He also Higuain-ed it once in the first half on the perfect Messi through ball where he practically whiffed on the ball and instead decided to knee the Nigerian keeper in the side of the head.

And Higuain had just Higuain’d it a few minutes prior, albeit with his weaker foot. It was shaping up to be a glorious feast on the Argentine national team. Bah.

I’m still not over that Messi first touch. For him to do that in stride, with his thigh, going with the ball... You couldn’t catch it in your hands and lay it out in front of you any better.

Chef: MY MOM

Well, that was Daulerio, and we all know where his razor-sharp journalistic instincts got him.

Vegas doesn’t take odds on whether gravity exists, they won’t take odds on whether Winston is a rapist. 

or ICOGNITO. We know you are there, idiot.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

ITT: Yanquis not understanding why Latin Americans really love the only imperial force (Russia) that has been able to tell Amerikkka to fuck off at all in the past 70 years. Same reason they all idolize Based Fidel, Hugo, Evo and Ortega — they all oppose the Yanqui line.